One, two, three, let's go! Let this year be a successful start in the race for your dreams, let victory certainly await you at the finish line. I wish you to be the coolest racer, I wish you successful races without accidents and system failures, I wish you confident climbs to the winner’s podium and to the heights of happiness. Happy birthday.
Your life is a continuous race,
There are no obstacles for you on the road.
Let them follow you
Luck and success follow everywhere.
Let every moment be filled
Kindness, love, care and warmth.
Happy Birthday!
Let everything be super good!
You're flying along the highway
Overtaking the wind,
Happy birthday, racer,
I congratulate you.
Speed and drive
Your life is full
Adrenaline Cup
You drink yours to the bottom.
Ahead of you
Let new tracks await,
I wish that they
Were safe.
I wish the car
I obeyed the steering wheel
And the finishing tape
To wait for you.
I wish that you only rush forward,
And he easily achieved his goals!
Let every turn be successful,
May only success await you all around!
I wish you health, patience and strength,
And also good gas in the tank,
So that every moment brings joy,
May your car always be in good condition!
Adrenaline in the blood rages and boils,
The car is flying at full speed,
May every race bring you success,
It takes you to the top in your career.
May you feel support and attention,
Let loved ones, friends surround you with care,
Great happiness, inspiration, prosperity,
And I wish all the best for you.
Happy birthday to you,
Racer, congratulations,
Speed and drive
I wish you in life.
Strong brakes
Safe routes,
So that at all races
You showed your class.
I wish you to the finish line
You came first
Like a woman you love,
To believe in luck.
Happy birthday,
The racer is nice and brave,
Speed has become your credo
This is your important argument.
I only want to be the first
Win in love and sports,
May only happiness await you
There, at a new turn.
Congratulations, racer,
Take it from me
Let them fly at speed
Days of your life.
Your life passes
On the highway,
I wish you happiness
On your birthday.
I wish you to reach the finish line
You came first
And fate with speed
Engaged to be.
Rush forward and never lag behind -
This is your main life motto!
On your birthday I want to wish you
May a most pleasant surprise await you!
May there be a lot of health and good luck
Always on your heels!
Quickly turn on sixth gear,
To fly towards your goals and dreams!
May your life be full of luck,
Bright emotions, strength, adrenaline!
I wish you on this birthday,
May the car only take you forward!
I wish that you always rush towards your goal,
May all your dreams come true,
I wish you to smile more often,
Let there be a lot of happiness and love!
Leading:
From far away in Siberia,
From remote taiga places
They sent you a package.
There's even an inventory here.
Horseradish
Even though life is bad,
And there is no glimpse
But the drugs are made from horseradish
They will save everyone, obviously.
Smear this horseradish
Famous places,
And it will be provided
Your life is up to a hundred years old!
Collection of herbs taiga herbolife
According to ancient recipes
This collection has been prepared.
He's just like a love spell,
Focus on it.
Like Madonna, be beautiful.
Like Cinderella she is hardworking.
Be as slim as the Valley.
Like Malvina, be smart.
And then they will love you
33 heroes!
Garlic and onion
You are always friends with them.
Cherish this friendship.
And they will save you
From all diseases and illnesses!
Living water (brine)
Since the feast lasts at night,
And in the morning my head hurts,
A glass of another kind of water
It won't hurt you at all.
Elixir of youth (moonshine)
And this drink is wonderful
Take it every day.
And five to six teaspoons
Add to tea or coffee.
He is more useful than tablets or pills,
It helps against a hundred diseases:
From the blues, cholera, from typhoid and plague,
For fever, scabies, scrofula
And all other dry stuff.
From insomnia, the evil eye and other infections.
Accepted at any time of the day,
But not on an empty stomach.
Eats onions, garlic, lard,
Horseradish or potatoes in their uniforms!
Beetroot and cabbage
Vegetables contain all the vitamins.
This one is ahead.
It will smooth out all the wrinkles
And it will make you blush.
Gifts, cards and congratulations
They evoke wonderful feelings.
So that we can extend the holiday,
The glasses need to be filled.
Gift-Riddle.
We present the hero of the day with a GIFT - A large box wrapped in beautiful gift paper and with a beautiful bow.
Presenter: (Name of the hero of the day), try it, guess, and then open it. That's 10 gifts in one! This is a mystery gift, but here’s a hint for you.
1. -This is a symbol of the beginning and end of the day!
2. -This is a health indicator!
3. -This is the main achievement of human civilization!
4. -This is an astronaut's dream!
5. -This is a book lover's best friend!
6. -This is the answer to the question: “Where does the salary go?”
7. -This is something that everyone, if they don’t bow down, then bend their knees to!
8. -This is the saddle of the most gluttonous horse in the world!
9. -This is a porn photocopier!
10. And the last thing - This is the last chord in today's anniversary! NOW OPEN!
The hero of the day unfolds it and there are seats with a toilet lid.
Gift number: Balloon flight!
Dear Jubilee(sha), We want to give you a gift - Gift certificate: Balloon flight, here and now. You will see the beauty of your anniversary from above. It will be unforgettable, a storm of emotions and delight.
I solemnly present the Jubilee with a certificate and invite him to take a ride. Solemn fanfare sounds and 2-3 strong guys roll out a decorated office chair with more than 10 balloons tied to it. We put the hero of the day in a chair and ride 3-4 laps to the music. Then we raise the hero of the day at least 3 times (I did it for his 50th birthday, so they raised him all 50 times).
To the best friend
My best friend! Happy Birthday!
And I’ll give you moonshine jam as a gift.
There is no more important treat for him!
On a day like this - you give me the mood!
I wish you a bag of money. Iron.
Iron is very useful in the household!
I wish you not to drink analgin.
I wish you to quit nicotine!
Okay, let's have a drink with you, buddy!
Let's raise a glass to your health!
May your grandmother adore you!
And she didn’t object to our meetings!
Happy Birthday, girlfriend!
I'll whisper in your ear...
You are my dear hare,
I'm nowhere without you!
Together we will move mountains
We will find you a husband!
May you be lucky in life
My husband will take me abroad.
You will live like a queen
Walk right, but not left!
Take care of your family
Save your home hearth!
Let the money fall
Let the pancakes and omelettes
will never be a burden
Let all the envious sigh
seeing you from afar.
Let the money fall like leaves
windy autumn times,
and may goodness come often,
and evil passes by.
Cheerful and healthy
Happy birthday to you and we always wish you:
Be cheerful and healthy
Be happy and lucky
Rejoice like a crazy person
Smile for two
This verse will help you.
When were you born
On the day you were born,
Cherished dreams came true
With mom and dad and grandpa,
Or maybe a neighbor's.
It doesn’t matter - an angel came into the world,
To leave a mark in this world,
Light up your face with a smile
With your presence. And remember:
Everything is temporary - what can we take,
And what can give is eternal.
Let's pull you by the ears
Bonjour! Shake! Hello! Hello!
A bright light is visible through the window,
On your birthday everyone in the area
Suddenly we remembered our friend.
The desire to sit disappears
Another feeling arises...
Shouldn't we send a messenger?
For a “kilogram” of wine?
Let's celebrate your birth
Let's pull the ears with half force
And we wish you good health
Didn't go far!
You were young
Old lady, hello, dear!
Yesterday you were young
But today, I know for sure,
It’s too embarrassing to ask about the years.
In vain we tried for the cake
Light 23 candles
We wish your dreams to come true!..
...Just don’t scream too much
Because there is no cake left :)
From a woman's perspective
Car, cottage in the Maldives
I'm ready to wish you.
But also on Russian Niva
It doesn’t suck to go to the dacha!
Dine in the best restaurants,
I am always happy to wish you!
But also at market bazaars
Baked pie is a delight!
Do not grow old in heart and soul
Your gunpowder has not yet become damp,
You have reserves of it in you! And what kind!
You, the birthday boy, are young at heart,
Even though the passport says - these are crazy years!
Be happy, friend, even stronger than now!
In soul, and in heart, do not grow old!
Don't forget your family, brat
And remember about all your friends!
Stick to the lines
Well, the new guy has become more mature, sort of?
Well, congratulations! We wish you
Be persistent and not destroy your soul
In a cruel and stupid struggle with life!
Anyway, keep to the lines
Which we stubbornly push through life!
Now we will all raise our glasses for you,
And you go forward, always walking on horseback!
Are you still alive?
My decrepit old lady,
Are you still alive?...very strange!
After all, every year I wish,
May we get drunk with you!
I always wish
You need to find a young prince.
After all (number)! It is time!
It's time to start dreaming about them!
Details, attributes: Police cap, uniform, folder under your arm, print out the ready-made comic protocol and enter the details of the hero of the day
Participants: policeman and two witnesses
At the height of the holiday, Uchastkovy appears.
District:
I wish you good health, gentlemen,
I ask everyone not to leave their seats!
And allow me to introduce myself, I’m a district police officer,
Captain Golopupenko, a smart police officer!
I see your holiday in full swing,
And many are in a drunken stupor,
But I’m okay with them,
I need a citizen who has this celebration!
Dear Anniversary hero, a complaint has been received against you,
All this was anonymous
But the facts interested me,
So I ask everyone to applaud,
so that the witnesses would come to us faster!
(witnesses enter)
Witnesses:
And so, citizen of the anniversary,
We're here for a reason,
Firstly, you have become older today,
Leading the birthday parade
And this appears with us,
What can I say, I will read you an anonymous note at this very hour!
Letter.
Please take note,
I just won’t mention my name,
What is today (date)
The citizen (surname of the hero of the day) was clearly distilling moonshine,
For proof, please come to (address of the holiday),
Punish the criminal and drink the weapon of the crime!
Well, let's admit it
Why are there so many bottles on the table?!
We bought so much, but where did the money come from?!
You are clearly a citizen (surname of the hero of the day) lying to me!
Answer, you have a moonshine still,
I will definitely be happy to try its derivative!
But still, you understand your crime,
And if you haven’t added enough sugar, and everything will be sour like wine,
And if the yeast has expired,
Then the visiting stomachs will jump, right?!
And in general, the license is
Is the tasting taking place here?!
No, it's time to carry out the late procedure,
I order the witnesses to pour a glass!
(the guests pour a drink for the witnesses, they drink, then offer the policeman a drink)
District:
What are you talking about?! I'm on duty, I can't
But how can I carry out identification like this?!
No, let's pour it
But don’t pay your attention to this!
(the police officer clinks glasses with the witnesses, drinks, then pretends to be a drunk man and continues speaking)
District:
Good dog...oh, the infection is strong.
But I need to drink twice!
(drinks more, gets even more drunk)
District:
Eh, how are you there, mistress,
I managed to forget the name
My throat is so hot
I should have a snack!
We didn't find you by chance,
They followed the scent,
It smells like meat, so sausagey
Do you happen to work at a meat processing plant?!
(hiccups)
District:
I didn't understand, understood,
You are very bad at work,
Fill my glass
Until I handcuffed the Jubilee's hands!
(witnesses and the district police officer drink)
District:
Okay, write down how many meters of sausage,
Ugh, you confused me,
Calculate the moonshine
Carry out my order quickly!
(the witnesses begin to count the number of bottles on the table)
District:
Don't think about it, I'm not always like this,
Insolent, harmful and evil,
It’s just that with my job I can’t have a drink or a snack,
Oh, I started saying something wrong,
More precisely, do not sit, do not rest,
And the salary, just like this little glass, it’s just a little bit,
So come on, respect the captain,
Pour moonshine to the brim of the glass!
(drink)
District:
And now it’s time to fill out the protocol,
Witnesses, dear ladies and gentlemen,
I will read everything out loud to you,
So that you know how the case will end up in court!
Protocol.
As a result of the festive Anniversary event,
The celebration was attended by... friends and... a friend,
Got drunk... man,
And there were wishes for (surname of the Jubilee) to live a long and happy life!
During the inspection, the following was determined:
1. The citizen (surname of the hero of the day) lives happily,
She watches the moonshine still,
I wish everyone such property,
She definitely knows the point of this.
Explanatory work has been carried out with her,
But in response she gave the following words:
“I won’t do this again, I’ll add cinnamon seasoning to the moonshine.”
2. Further it was revealed that
That the Anniversary’s refrigerator has absolutely everything,
Meat, fish, red caviar,
And of course, herring is definitely good for a snack.
3. Based on all of the above,
At the same time, without adding anything extra,
In the presence of witnesses and guests,
I hasten to oblige the citizen (name of the hero of the day) to quickly:
A)
Eat meat every day
But not alone,
Guests to the table, call neighbors,
And eat everything beautifully and aesthetically!
And the main thing is to call your local police officer,
So that he, too, can be disgusted in time for this meal!
B)
Now as for the moonshine,
It should only be poured at home,
And exclusively with guests, and with the captain alone,
His last name is Golopupenko, he’s the only one!
Witnesses put your signatures,
But don’t pretend, you’re already drunk!
I hope the task of the hero of the day is clear to you!
Well, Happy Anniversary to you, and it’s time to drink!
Preparation of moonshine and alcohol for personal use
absolutely legal!
After the collapse of the USSR, the new government stopped the fight against moonshine. Criminal liability and fines were abolished, and the article banning the production of alcohol-containing products at home was removed from the Criminal Code of the Russian Federation. To this day, there is not a single law that prohibits you and me from engaging in our favorite hobby - preparing alcohol at home. This is evidenced by the Federal Law of July 8, 1999 No. 143-FZ “On the administrative liability of legal entities (organizations) and individual entrepreneurs for offenses in the field of production and circulation of ethyl alcohol, alcoholic and alcohol-containing products” (Collected Legislation of the Russian Federation, 1999, No. 28 , art. 3476).
Extract from the Federal Law of the Russian Federation:
“The effect of this Federal Law does not apply to the activities of citizens (individuals) producing products containing ethyl alcohol for purposes other than sale.”
Moonshining in other countries:
In Kazakhstan in accordance with the Code of the Republic of Kazakhstan on Administrative Offenses dated January 30, 2001 N 155, the following liability is provided. Thus, according to Article 335 “Manufacture and sale of home-made alcoholic beverages”, illegal production of moonshine, chacha, mulberry vodka, mash and other alcoholic beverages for the purpose of sale, as well as the sale of these alcoholic beverages, entails a fine in the amount of thirty monthly calculation indices with confiscation of alcoholic beverages , apparatus, raw materials and equipment for their manufacture, as well as money and other valuables received from their sale. However, the law does not prohibit the preparation of alcohol for personal use.
In Ukraine and Belarus things are different. Articles No. 176 and No. 177 of the Code of Ukraine on Administrative Offenses provide for the imposition of fines in the amount of three to ten tax-free minimum wages for the production and storage of moonshine without the purpose of sale, for the storage of devices* for its production without the purpose of sale.
Article 12.43 repeats this information almost word for word. “Production or acquisition of strong alcoholic beverages (moonshine), semi-finished products for their production (mash), storage of apparatus for their production” in the Code of the Republic of Belarus on Administrative Offenses. Clause No. 1 states: “The production by individuals of strong alcoholic drinks (moonshine), semi-finished products for their production (mash), as well as the storage of devices* used for their production, will entail a warning or a fine of up to five basic units with confiscation of the specified drinks, semi-finished products and devices."
*You can still purchase moonshine stills for home use, since their second purpose is to distill water and obtain components for natural cosmetics and perfumes.
