It is known that representatives of the stronger sex are more inclined to joke and understand jokes than beautiful ladies. Therefore, funny birthday greetings to a man are a great way to cheer up both him and the whole company. Whether it's a husband, brother or friend, everyone will appreciate a humorous gift combined with a funny greeting. Funny jokes at a birthday party are very important because they make the atmosphere at the holiday relaxed, eliminating the constraint of even the shyest guest. Use humorous wishes to congratulate the birthday person. Each of the funny, cool congratulations for a man can even help break the ice in a relationship, not to mention bringing closer soulmates.
Happy birthday
And we wish you good health.
And in addition to you -
A lot of money, a yacht, a dacha,
Fish, beer, “Kirieshki”,
Cheese "pigtail" and nuts
Let them find their home
In your refrigerator.
At work - only success,
More laughter in your life.
More bright, bright days.
Don't forget your family and friends.
What can I wish for you now?
Love, health and wealth.
To go forward, press on the gas
And you knew no obstacles to your goals!
I wish that every day
You became more and more successful.
Let there be a car, a house,
May you glow with joy!
May your wife be a loving one.
I wish you loyal friends.
After all, we only have one life,
Let only happiness be in her!
Happy birthday
And with all my heart I wish
A pack of greens in your pocket
And a dolphin in her bath.
A girl... But so that she loves
And she hit me in the face less often.
To be as healthy as a bull
And he loved his friends.
Happiness, joy, good luck
And luck to boot.
I wish you a lot more...
Let me just say: “Congratulations!”
On a wonderful birthday holiday
What can a man wish for?
Success, joy, luck,
A BMW X5 car.
Let the fun flow like a river,
There are so many friends, you can’t count them,
And at night to sleep with you
Model with bust “number 5”.
In the morning to leave the bungalow
To the Mediterranean coast,
And the sun said tenderly:
“Let everything in life be ok!”
You are a man at the dawn of your strength,
And there is no reason for sadness
But there is a reason
A toast to us in your honor
And wish without interruption
Money, a new car,
Respect, success,
Several cars of laughter
And another cart of happiness,
So that life is according to suit!
Such a prominent man
I want to wish you victories
May you be in all your glory and strength
He lived for decades more.
I want to wish you success
I want to wish love
To have reasons to laugh,
Don't let your finances fail you.
So that in this swamp of life
There was a reliable island.
And so, as they say in the navy,
Caught a fair breeze!
Let the car be "Brabus"
Let everything be a joy.
To relax - in the Canaries,
And the beauty in a peignoir
In the evenings let him meet
He pleases and treats.
Well, to love, laugh
To relax more often,
So that everything in personal life is always
It was cool and indecent
Let the engine not let you down
And your float is worth it!
I wish you success
More joy and laughter
Good friends, not grabbers,
And there are more than two Mercedes.
To buy a dacha overseas,
I have accumulated bank accounts,
So that everything works out everywhere,
But the mood did not end.
Enthusiasm - without limits.
Ideas of good, new faces.
May you be a hammer in everything.
And so that everything is “OK” everywhere!
May there be time in your life
For sports, fishing and football.
May your friends all love you,
Let him adore the weaker sex.
You are a prominent and strong man.
Don't be bad on your birthday,
Have fun to the fullest
But don’t mix vodka with beer!
Happy Birthday man!
Do everything as you are used to:
Win at what you love
Set goals more boldly.
Get only what you want
Be happy both day and night:
Let your hand be strong -
Give problems a kick!
On a man's birthday
What can you wish for?
First things first, of course
Be healthy, prosper.
Secondly, I think it is necessary
Wish you long love.
Thirdly, so as not to become impoverished
The spirit and strength would be yours.
Well, to complement everyone
This little poem
I wish you wealth
There is a big influx of money into the house!
I wish not to know defeat
In business, casino and love,
I wish you successful investments,
So that money flows like a river.
I wish you easy, carefree
Always spend your leisure time.
Both joy and happiness are free
Find it in all the little things.
May your birthday be
Cheerful and full of adventures,
So that your home is full of loved ones
And people who are pleasant to the heart.
I wish you a beautiful life:
Fishing, relaxation, lots of beer!
Go to the bathhouse on weekends,
Live to the fullest!
And so that the wife is obedient,
Indifferent to mink coats,
To feed you deliciously,
So that she is skillful in bed!
In general, more all sorts of benefits,
What is in your men's dreams!
What does a man need to be happy?
My beloved in life is nearby.
Good, loyal friends,
And so that none of them are gay.
A nice house in Malta,
Only a Maserati car.
Always lucky, lucky in everything,
So that the house is filled with peace.
I give congratulations lovingly,
After all, it's your birthday.
Even on horseback, like Don Quixote,
Even on a donkey, like Sancho Panza,
Press forward without stopping,
Don't miss out on this chance.
Originally Russian shish substitute
Laugh in the face of all adversity,
Season your life with a dash of risk,
Bask in the rays of mutual love.
Be healthy, like a hero,
So that the little girl plays in your hands,
So that you don't grow wider at the waist,
So that the capital figure grew.
Success is an eternal favorite
(No need for modest excuses)
Let your birthday light up
There are so many people who care about you.
Let it be in your hut
There's money and girls
And outside the window a faithful horse awaits:
Iron, fashionable - wow, fire.
And let at your porch
Three faithful soldiers are on duty:
Love, reliability and peace,
And happiness follows you.
In luck - eternal unlimited,
In bed - personal Aibolit,
In a career - growth to the skies,
Let there be progress in everything.
Well, a little more will,
A little sugar without salt,
A little serious personal matters,
So that chaos does not happen.
Let happiness stick to you,
Well, let the fart hug you tighter,
And so that all changes in fate
Made your days brighter, easier.
So that you can shoe a flea
And keep in check so that luck.
Happy Birthday! Love, beauty
And health, it means a lot.
Let the ladies watch, always sighing after...
There is a good omen among the people -
Every year a man is like cognac,
It only gets stronger. He's a master
Drive any touchy one crazy.
Let it be so! Let's say thank you to God
For your wonderful destiny in life.
Let everything be as you would like it!
We wish that instead of adjectives, we would apply to you periodic table Mendeleev, because you have golden hands and a heart, a silicon character, an iron will, and you yourself are a Titan man!
Happy birthday!
I wish you to be lucky
Be cheerful and rich
Live not only on a salary,
And have another income,
And, of course, don’t grow old!
What can you wish for a real macho?
More money, a car and a dacha,
There are many beautiful and devoted women,
Life is like a fairy tale with a successful path!
More good luck, health, love,
Find your dream as soon as possible!
A lot of goodness, strength, happiness, luck,
We wish you everything on your birthday!
Let even the snowiest peaks melt before your charm; no one can resist your pressure. closed door. May your opportunities open up new horizons on the love front.
Your birth is simply a celebration of the century,
You always succeed in everything grandly.
There is no more perfect person next to us,
Who will definitely always achieve his goal!
Birthday boy! Congratulation
This holiday, embrace it!
Be healthy, strong, strong,
Don't be bored for no reason!
And I want to be rich!
Find some treasure,
Travel around the world,
See a lot, know a lot!
Today is your day, so we wish you not to hit your face today either in the dirt, or in the salad, or anywhere else, but to spend it with dignity, so that in the morning you remember everything, and the memories do not make you ashamed.
Let a man's life certainly become
Such that the king would envy
So that only good changes happen,
And so that love plays a big role in it.
Happy birthday, the coolest one,
The smartest and most beautiful
The strongest, strongest, kindest,
Wealthy and fashionable!
The most joyful, cheerful,
And, of course, healthy!
Live long, long time
In a world of happiness and love!
On this day, I wish you to feel like the hero of “The Bachelor Party in Vegas,” or, in extreme cases, “American Pie”! The main thing is that the finish is bright, memorable and good! Happy Birthday!
Let the uniform be sporty
Reforms will not affect you,
To be king
IN big house You are yours.
And today all the orders
We will do it together right away.
You are a prominent, stately man among us,
And today it’s like being on a horse!
On your birthday, a holiday so pleasant,
Let me praise you too!
I want to wish you health
To raise a lot of toasts;
Enjoy a woman's love
There is no shortage of money!
A man should always be on the alert, provide for everything and take care of everything, we wish you to entrust your responsibilities to others today, and relax yourself, but just enough so that your head doesn’t hurt tomorrow.
Alina OgonyokA man’s birthday is too unique a holiday, because every year the public demands more and more, tightening the straps on his freedom and boyishness, on the other hand, the soul asks for fireworks of fun. Joy and complete ease. Every man feels the process of aging and decay much more subtly, so every year he tries to get the most out of his own friends and life opportunities, so name day parties acquire a universal scope. Congratulations in this case are always filled with humor and youthful ease; many simply forget about the age of the hero of the occasion and wish him the most extraordinary acquisitions, breathtaking travels and the most passionate evenings in company best women cities.
I congratulate you, gorgeous man, on your birthday,
Today you drink, dance and don’t be sad at all,
And in the evening, your face, in mashed potatoes or a delicious salad,
Carefully, or quickly lower it!
So that everyone around you is completely freaked out,
And they said: Yes! Our birthday boy, he is!
Remain the same cheerful fellow and humorist,
May you always be healthy, rich, and young!
I wish you ho, dear, only clear days,
So that your soul does not know peace and boredom,
I wish you the most faithful and very cheerful friends,
After all, a friend who is reliable is not small at all!
I want you to always remain the same
Strong, strong, fair and cheerful,
May happiness live in you, never be sad,
Be energetic, inspired and healthy!
Man, give goodness and love to everyone around you,
Let the blood always play in your heart,
Let your whole world be cool,
Be an angel in the family, and a banker in finance!
Relax more often, go to the movies with the girls,
Fishing with friends, dancing and drinking wine,
Let every evening be like an obsession,
I congratulate you from the bottom of my heart on your birthday.
I wish you, man, that your income is wow!
And so that he glows with health - blood and milk.
May it be fun today - just WOW!
May you be cool and breathtaking!
So that there are very, very few problems,
And may your luck surprise everyone!
And today, in honor of our birthday, pour us,
And we'll drink to you, birthday boy - H-HAY!
A man should not be shy and modest,
So I wish you a huge account in a reliable bank,
And outside the city limits a three-story strong dacha,
Energy, health, vigor and inspiration to boot.
So that you can relax twice a year on the azure coasts,
So that everything always works out in piquant, amorous matters,
So that your loved ones appreciate your most reliable friends,
May your career grow and achieve impossible victories in life!
I wish you, man, that you are constantly given
Honors, prizes, awards, prizes and medals.
So that you always have it as needed,
A glass filled to the brim with sparkling wine!
I want you to rise sharply and forever,
Income, times a hundred and has never dropped,
Put all your strength and effort into this,
And on your birthday, accept gifts and wishes!
Dear birthday boy, may your life be filled with dreams,
May your path be glorified by good deeds,
Take all the most beautiful things from your destiny,
And surround yourself with loved, reliable people.
It’s not for nothing that a lot of people gathered for your birthday,
After all, we consider friendship with you a heavenly gift,
We wish you to sparkle with health and live long,
Be in abundance, in the mood and always love each other!
Everyone chooses their own route in their life,
You chose the right one, never back down from it,
May victories and success await you on your path,
Implement all plans and achieve all goals.
May all the doors of the world always be open,
Let there be only green light for you on all roads,
Don't be sad on your birthday, and never be sad at all,
Man, I wish you the loudest victories!
You are a gorgeous man, you can say a lot,
On your birthday, I wish you many years,
Experiments, and every day new discoveries,
Bright travels, inspiration, loud victories!
Matters of importance and interest, strong, devoted friendship,
Gigantic health, energy, joy and strength,
So that you have everything that you really need,
May your every day bring you pleasure!
Man, may everything work out well for you,
And may there always be luck in all your affairs,
Let friendship be strong and love bright,
And small problems are such nonsense!
Let ideas explode in you with bright lights,
Let new, reliable, cheerful friends appear,
Let your loved ones gather for your birthday,
Those who are loved with our hearts are those who have no relatives!
May your birthday party be fun today,
May this day bring you luck, man,
And at the same time, gifts and warm congratulations,
Pleasant moments, meetings and bright events.
May your loved ones and friends make you happy today,
May your family always be with you,
May your income be high and stable,
And you stay healthy, young and strong!
Gifts from fate
Courage of character, subtlety in words,
Cheerful mood, ability in business,
Incredible good luck and great joy,
We wish you on your birthday
And be rich in soul.
Gifts from fate,
Never be sad, don't grieve,
And always give smiles to everyone.
Lots of patience and strength
We will hasten to congratulate you on your birthday,
And we wish you a lot of patience and strength,
Be strong, don't get sick,
Whatever you want, you can have.
Build a house with a swimming pool,
Living with a fashion model
And to work, as if on a holiday,
Always come with a smile.
Funny lines
I wish you a barrel of beer
On your birthday, drink
And then quickly,
Pour champagne for everyone.
Spend money without regret
Don't count them in your wallet,
And at sea, not at the dacha,
Take a vacation every summer.
Beautiful SMS congratulations
I wish you to be healthy and not to worry,
Always tell the truth
Have no enemies, be friends with everyone,
Always come to work with a smile.
Never be rude to anyone
To love all the people around,
Women to smile at everyone,
Nothing, never be afraid.
Ocean of luck
I wish you on your birthday,
Have fun and good luck,
Let chance help
The store will give you the change.
Still find a hundred bucks,
And a phone to boot,
Fly home on the wings of happiness,
You can surprise everyone with your skills.
Congratulations to the man
Be wise, brave and cheerful,
Brave and responsible,
Excellent at work
Friends are always welcome.
Overcome obstacles in an instant,
Always solve problems yourself
Never be bored in company
And attract the female gender with a smile.
Smile more often
Be a man and shine with courage,
Conquer all your teeth with a smile,
Carry bundles of money in your pocket,
Never ask for cigarettes.
Don't scatter things around the house,
Help your wife with everything,
Pay attention to the kids
And don’t run away from your mother-in-law.
Everything you dream about
May your birthday reward you with happiness,
And everything you dream about now will happen,
A house, a dacha, a limousine to boot,
A bag of money for change.
Good job and wife
To always be waiting for you,
When I received my salary,
In general, so that he lives and does not get bored.
Wish with a joke
The list below is informative:
Be discerning in life
So that in the next year or two
Got myself a big one
An island and a big yacht,
Diamond mine
Two Versace suits
A fur coat for my wife, a dacha for myself.
Live richly
When I drink a glass of tea,
I'm pulling your ears.
And, with sincere congratulations,
I wish you more of everything:
A mountain of money, a lot of cronyism,
So that you don’t live poorly... Richly!
So that there is a desire to live,
And buy the rest!
Happy Birthday, dear!
May they always live with you
Miss Fortune, Mister Laughter,
Business Signor Success,
Mrs. Bright Love,
What thickens the blood in your veins!
May wealth be every day
Follows you like a shadow!
You were born today!
We wish you Fortune, strength and victories,
Let the safes be full of money
And let the queen of your dreams meet!
Let the Muse have the right size
And love ties will bestow happiness,
But the main thing is not to lose your head,
Give, but also receive in return!
I congratulate you on your birthday,
I wish you wealth and good things.
So that you don't hear from women:
- My head hurts today!
I want you to achieve all your goals
At the same time, he remained alive and well.
To be the source of events,
All the parties and feasts.
I want to wish you
Live in abundance, don't be sad.
Here I am sitting, rhyming poetry,
This is not drinking vodka!
You are beautiful, noble,
You are a man anywhere,
You are capable of feats...
Let's drink standing up, gentlemen!
Happy birthday from the bottom of my heart, our macho,
Let there be intensity in love, and success in business.
Let the greenery rustle in your pocket, let there be a dacha and a car,
A beauty shares her life with you, let nothing sadden you.
May you always have enough for caviar and cognac,
Let the daring zodiac predict only ups and downs for you.
So that the guy can live happily, just like a regular bourgeois.
May everything at home and at work always be Feng Shui!
On this day we wish you
Break off a piece of heaven
To catch luck by the tail -
Cool to celebrate your birthday!
On the day of your birth
Fortune's smiles and a sea of victories!
Let the wonderful striptease please you,
And in personal matters there will always be an encore!
May this birthday be remembered for years to come,
Let's show everyone how men have fun.
I wish that your health does not decline during the hour of intimacy,
And so that the pockets avoid emptiness.
Be happy on your birthday
You always promised me.
Well, try, my dear friend,
Once I gave such a word.
On my birthday, I wish you to live like in a fairy tale:
Only drive foreign cars and relax at resorts.
Let only elite alcohol bubble in your glass,
The queen will be nearby, because you are our king!
Man! Remember that a birthday happens one attractive time among three hundred and sixty-four completely unattractive days! And therefore, you need to meet it in such a way that it would be painfully pleasant to get up the next morning and see two pairs of keys on the table: for the one you just built with your hands good people a huge garage and a brand new car, shiny with luxurious polishing, of the class “Wow!”
You were born to be a man and this gives you great advantages! You can search for your path for a long time, and if you find it, you will hold on to Tyson’s “death grip”! You can remain single for a long time, and then suddenly get married at 70, like Charlie Chaplin! You can eat and drink to your heart's content, and not be afraid of gaining weight and getting outrageously drunk! On the Day of your appearance, we wish that life is sweet, but not cloying, that there is a lot of success, but that it does not blind you, that there is a queen nearby, and only yours!
On his birthday, I would like to wish a real man like you: long and optimistic days, to be surrounded by faithful friends and equally faithful young ladies, may your wealth not hide from you in other people’s pockets, and may your health not think of sneaking away through one of the doors open to you. I wish to meet loving heart, and become a happy father of large and rich offspring.
And again the day has come when you need to put your congratulations into words. My feelings are going through the roof again: I can’t imagine that you were suddenly not born! Who would look after me? I thank God that you are near, and everything is fine... After all, we have common happiness, and we share it with each other. While I wish you well, I myself receive it a hundredfold - may it be so now, and ever, and forever and ever!
On your birthday, I wish you more simple manly joys! Let “ours” score more often, beer doesn’t make your belly grow, socks pair up on their own, gasoline doesn’t rise in price, your boss appreciates and rewards you financially, and your wife never has a headache. And most importantly, may you always have reliable friends nearby who will share all these joys with you and help you endure their absence!
