It’s not bad if the role of the mouse that solves the whole problem goes to the manager or the hero of the occasion. Seven players-characters from the fairy tale Repka take part. The presenter distributes roles. The game is suitable for both children and adult company. You can choose the characters' replicas - which ones you like best. or come up with your own.
Be careful!
1st player will turnip When the leader says the word "turnip", the player must say "Both-on" or “Both, that’s what I am...”
2nd player will grandfather When the leader says the word "grandfather", the player must say "I would kill" or “I would kill him, damn it”
3rd player will grandma. When the leader says the word "grandmother", the player must say "Oh-oh" or « Where are my 17 years old?
The 4th player will be granddaughter. When the leader says the word "granddaughter", the player must say "I'm not ready yet" or "I'm not ready"
The 5th player will be bug. When the leader says the word "Bug", the player must say "Woof-woof" or “Well, damn it, it’s a dog’s job.”
The 6th player will be cat. When the leader says the word "cat", the player must say "Meow-meow" or “Get the dog off the site! I'm allergic to her fur! I can’t work without valerian!”
The 7th player will be mouse. When the leader says the word "mouse", the player must say "Pee-pee" or “Okay, okay, a mosquito will gore you!”
The game begins, the presenter tells a fairy tale, and the players voice it.
Leading: Dear viewers! Fairy tale on new way would you like to see it?
Surprisingly familiar, but with some additions... in one, well, very rural area, very far from fame, there lived a grandfather.
(Grandfather appears).
Grandfather: I would kill him, damn it!
Leading: and grandfather planted a turnip.
(Turnip emerges)
Turnip: Both on! That's what I am!
Leading: Our turnip has grown big and big!
(Turnip emerges from behind the curtain)
Repka: Oh, that's what I am!
Leading: Grandfather began to pull the turnip.
Grandfather:(leaning out from behind the curtain) I would kill him, damn it!
Repka: Oh, that's what I am!
Leading: Grandfather called Grandfather.
Grandfather: I would kill him, damn it!
Grandma(emerging above the curtain): Where are my 17 years?!
Leading: grandma came...
Grandma: Where are my 17 years old?
Leading: Grandma for grandfather...
Grandfather: I would kill him, damn it!
Leading: Grandfather for the turnip...
Repka: Oh, that's what I am!
Leading: They pull and pull, but they can’t pull it out. Grandma is calling...
Grandma: Where are my 17 years old?
Leading: Granddaughter!
Granddaughter: I'm not ready yet!
Leading: Didn't you put on lipstick? Granddaughter came...
Granddaughter: I'm not ready yet!
Leading: took on Grandma...
Grandma: Where are my 17 years old?
Leading: Grandma for Grandfather...
Grandfather: I would kill him, damn it!
Leading: Grandfather for the turnip...
Turnip: Both-on, that's what I am!
Leading: they pull, they pull, they can’t pull it out... the Granddaughter is calling...
Granddaughter: I'm not ready!
Leading: Bug!
Bug: Damn it, it's a piece of work!
Leading: Bug came running...
Bug: Well, damn it, it's a piece of work...
Leading: I took on my Granddaughter...
Granddaughter:: I’m not ready...
Leading: Granddaughter for Grandma...
Grandma: Where are my 17 years old?
Leading: Grandma for Grandfather...
Grandfather: I would kill him, damn it!
Leading: Grandfather for Turnip...
Turnip: Both-on, that's what I am!
Leading: they pull and pull, but they can’t pull it out... she took the Bug...
Bug: Well, damn it, it's a piece of work!
Leading:: Cat!
Cat: Remove the dog from the site! I'm allergic to her fur! I can’t work without valerian!
Leading: the cat came running and grabbed onto the Bug...
Bug:
Leading:: The bug squealed...
Bug:(squealing) Well, damn it, it's a dog's job!
Leading: took on my granddaughter...
Granddaughter: I'm not ready...
Leading: granddaughter - for Grandma...
Grandma: Where are my 17 years old?
Leading: Grandma - for Grandfather...
Grandfather: I would kill him, damn it!
Leading: Grandfather - for the turnip...
turnip: Both on!
Leading:: They pull, they pull, they can’t pull it out. Suddenly, a Mouse appears from the barn with a wide step...
Mouse: Everything is okay, will the Mosquito gore you?
Leading: Out of necessity, she went out and did it under the Cat.
Cat: Take the dog away. I’m allergic to wool, I can’t work without valerian!
Leading: How he screams with indignation...Mouse...Mouse: Everything is okay, will a mosquito gore you?
Leading: grabbed the Cat, Cat...
Cat: Take the dog away, I’m allergic to his fur, I can’t work without valerian!
Leading: The cat grabbed onto the Bug again...
Bug: Well, damn it, it's a piece of work!
Leading: The bug grabbed onto her granddaughter...
Granddaughter: I’m not ready...
Leading: Granddaughter flies to grandma...
Grandma: Where are my 17 years old?
Leading: Grandma broke into Dedka...
Grandfather: E-may, I would kill!
Leading: Then the mouse got angry, pushed the people away, grabbed the tops tightly and took out the root vegetable! Yes, apparently, by all accounts, this is not an ordinary mouse!
Mouse: It's okay, are you gored by a mosquito?
Turnip: Either way, that's what I am...
(Turnip jumps out and falls. Wiping away tears, Turnip hits the floor with his hat.)
You can come up with a fine as a punishment for those who go astray, for example, jump 5 times (for children) or drink a glass (for adults).
The fairy tale "Turnip - 2" - in a new way
The second tale is more complicated in that, in addition to words, each actor also needs to make appropriate movements. Therefore, before the fairy tale, right in front of the audience, you can rehearse.
Roles and their description:
turnip- at every mention of it, he raises his hands above his head like a ring and says: "Both on".
Grandfather- rubs his hands and says: "So-so".
Grandma- waves his fist at his grandfather and says: "I would kill".
Granddaughter- He rests his hands on his sides and says in a languid voice: "I'm ready".
Bug- wags his tail - "Bow-wow".
Cat- licks himself with his tongue - “Pssh-meow.”
Mouse- hides his ears, covering them with his palms - “Pee-pee-scat.”
Sun— stands on a chair and looks, and as the story progresses, he moves to the other side of the “stage.”
Fairy tales can be played in the same way "Teremok", "Kolobok" etc.
If you wish, you can make masks. Print on a color printer and cut out, enlarging the image to the right size— depending on who the masks are needed for (children or adults).
Notes: Vasilisa, parashka - 2 guys. This option is preferable. Moreover, Vasilisa should be simply huge Parashka - on the contrary. Makeup: Both have bright red cheeks. Vasilisa's lips cover half her face. She should make an impression that is completely contrary to the nickname - beautiful Tsar: Bald. In a long robe. Goat beard hair, sideburns, long mustache. Very easily achieved with the help of synthetic padding and glued with BF-2 glue. Nanny Ordinary old woman Koschey: Black tight-fitting suit, always glasses, Voice and face calm, low and rough. Granddaughter: Skirt above the knees Boots. Security: 2 guys in camouflage, with black glasses .Kawasaka: Asian guy. Waving his arms and legs well, as well as his tongue. Author of the material: Sannikova Ekaterina Vasilievna
And on the road, almost boldly, I went home to look for another
Quietly humming a song, she walked along the path
And I never expected to see a tower house here
She looked around and said:
Mouse: I wonder what's in it? It looks so much like a tower!
Euro windows and balcony, this house is just a fairy tale!
Who lives? I have to ask, maybe I can live there?
Mouse: It’s strange, there’s no one in the house. God, how lucky I am!
Well, I’ll live here, let my friends be jealous!
Without problems and without worries, suddenly all the water disappeared
She couldn’t eat or drink, so she went to ask for help.
He sees that the tower is standing
Kva: I’ll call, maybe someone will let you in. Who lives in the mansion?
Mouse: Who? Who lives here? I'm a mouse! Why are you standing here?
And anyway, go away, it’s time for me to sleep, it’s already night.
Kwa: What are you doing? You and I are friends, you see I’m completely chilled.
Let me live with you, I will serve you.
Mouse: I don’t need a servant, and in general we are not friends
I'm rich, you're poor, I'll live here alone.
The frog leaves.
and a homeless hare wandered nearby
He was completely chilled and wet and had not eaten anything.
The night before his house burned down
He walked up to the house and rang the bell
And in response they angrily answer:
Mouse: Who?
Bunny: It’s me, little bunny, I’m chilled and frozen
After all, my house burned down, there are no more tears
I ask you to warm up and live with you
It will be more fun, we will be friends.
Mouse: You don’t even know who you’re talking to?
We won't be friends, I'm a rich mouse
I won't let you in, go away
I'm already going to bed, night is coming
The bunny leaves.
I saw the tower and pressed the bell
Lisa: We urgently need to call, who lives here and ask.
Maybe mice, maybe chickens, it will be a very tasty dinner!
Who? Who? Lives here, well, open your lock!
Mouse: Who? Who, I live here - a mouse! Why are you standing here?
You don’t let me sleep either, you’d better go away.
Fox: Mouse, you let me in, I’ll be friends with you
I have no place to go, can I live with you?
Mouse: No, you and I are not friends. I'm rich, you're poor.
And besides, you are cunning, I will live here alone.
Lisa leaves
At night he slept under a bush, but it was damp in the rain.
Suddenly I sensed a mouse nearby and took a closer look with a sly look
There is a house in a teremok Who? Who lives in it?
Cat: I’ll call, maybe they’ll open it for me, take pity on me and feed me.
I smell a mouse hiding here!
Mouse: Why are you standing here? Better go away
It's time for me to sleep, it's already night.
Cat: Mouse, dear, forgive me, even though it’s already night outside
Play hide and seek with me, I'm a good cat Matvey
I won’t find you at night, I can’t see very well.
Mouse: Okay, close your eyes and count to ten, and then go look.
I counted to ten and swallowed the mouse at once.
He entered the house and began to live there and start farming
In the morning I called all my friends, because Matvey was kind
He did not boast of wealth and shared everything with everyone
All together: A fairy tale teaches us to be friends, to help each other
After all, money cannot buy kindness and friendship!
Tale of the Three Little Pigs
Characters: Nif-Nif, Naf-Naf, Nuf-Nuf, Wolf-policeman, Hedgehog-sage, 3 Bunnies-boys, 2 Fox-sisters, 2 presenters.
Musical arrangement (songs with words):
m/f "The Adventures of Captain Vrungel" song "We are Bandito"
m/f "Bremen Town Musicians" song "They say we are baki-buki...",
m/f “Dog in Boots” song “We are poor sheep, no one is herding us”
film "The Investigation is Conducted by Experts" song "If someone here and there sometimes..." film "Brigade" soundtrack or film "Boomer" soundtrack,
m/f “Little Raccoon” song “Smile”
Progress of the event
Scene 1.
1st Presenter:
Somehow in some kingdom,
In a distant country
Once upon a time there were piglets,
The boys were bullies.
(The piglets come out to the song “We are bandito...” from the film “The Adventures of Captain Vrungel”)
2nd Presenter:
Here they are walking along the forest,
Get rid of stress:
Here Nif-Nif picked flowers,
And then he trampled them,
Here's Naf-Naf for the hare boys
Shchelbanov pointed with his finger,
And Nuf-Nuf of the fox-sisters
I pulled my pigtails for a long time.
(The piglets illustrate the words of the leaders with actions)
And in the end all three together,
The song was sung like a howl.
(Atamansha’s song from the film “The Bremen Town Musicians”)
Scene 2.
1st Presenter:
It's been a year now
The forest people are suffering.
From such piglets
The animals moan and cry:
Little bunnies:
Help, for God's sake!
We can't live so poorly.
Fox sisters:
No peace for anyone
In our nice little house.
Little bunnies:
Oh, we are tired of rudeness!
Will the ordeal end soon?!
(Song of the sheep from the film “Dog in Boots” “We are poor sheep, no one grazes us..”)
Scene 3.
2nd Presenter:
Suddenly, out of nowhere,
The hedgehog sneaks like a lynx.
He was reputed to be wise, no matter where!
He has tons of advice.
Hedgehog sage:
I heard a rumor
Why can't you bear the torment?
That the three brothers got you,
No one was allowed to live.
I'll give you some advice, little animals:
They are too tough for you.
The wolf is our policeman -
This is who will give them an example here.
He'll calm them down right away
And it will set you in a peaceful mood.
Call him together -
In an instant he will be here, on the spot.
1st Presenter:
The animals were silent for a bit
And everyone shouted together:
Hares, Chanterelles:
Uncle Wolf is a policeman!
Come, give them an example!
Scene 4.
2nd Presenter:
And to that heart-rending cry
The wolf appeared straight away.
(Wolf’s exit to the song from the film “The Investigation is Conducted by Experts” “If someone here and there sometimes cannot live peacefully...”)
Wolf policeman:
Are there bullies in the woods?
I'll blow their heads off!
Even if the Brigade itself
He'll ambush me here!
Come on, where are the piglets?!
Call them, little animals!
(Piglets appear on stage to a song from the film “Brigada”)
Nif-Nif: Who called us?
Nuf-Nuf: Who can't sleep?
Naf-Naf: Who wants Shchelbanov?
Wolf policeman:
I called you, Wolf - the guardian of order.
Are you the Brigade here?!
Are you being a bully or making a fuss?
Oh guys, look
How will I take you under arrest?
You'll get tired of fighting in no time.
This is necessary, for the area
The little thing scared me!
Come on, come forward.
Promise that people
You don't hit in the forest anymore,
You're being quiet here.
Well, I'll take care of it for you:
I'll visit you at school!
Nif-Nif: Oh, sorry, sorry.
Nuf-Nuf: Don't come to our school.
Naf-Naf:
We promise not to be rude,
Be friends with the beast with everything.
Wolf policeman:
Well, look, I'll give you a deadline.
If you fulfill your vow,
I won't go to school with you,
But I won't take my eyes off you.
Scene 5.
1st Presenter:
Since then there has been peace in the forest,
Robbery is not a concern here.
The piglets calmed down
The word was justified in action:
They don’t be rude, they don’t offend,
And they help the animals.
2nd Presenter:
Spectator, spectator, old and small,
Haven't you dozed off yet?
Are you tired yet?
The finale is approaching.
Don't look beyond the distance!
You've seen this forest,
This fairy tale about Russia -
And about us in it - that’s the moral!
(All participants go on stage and perform the song “Smile” from the film “Little Raccoon”)
Tale about a turnip
This comic tale can be acted out without prior rehearsal. The texts should be prepared in advance and distributed to the participants before the performance, with everyone playing a role. To prevent grandfather from getting confused, we put paper “hats” with images of carrots, potatoes on the participants’ heads...
Leading:
Grandfather planted a turnip...
Grandfather said to turnip:
Grandfather:
You grow, grow big.
Become a rich harvest
So that I can be proud of you.
I'll bring you some water,
Five buckets of fertilizer...
Oh, I'm tired, it's time to sleep. (Lies down near the turnip and falls asleep.)
Leading:
Grandpa sleeps without worries.
Meanwhile the turnip grows,
Yes, he fights with weeds:
Their feet and hands...
It's already autumn in the yard.
Chilly morning in September
Grandfather woke up and got scared. (Grandfather wakes up and jumps from the cold, his teeth chattering.)
Grandfather:
Ah, I'm old enough to sleep.
It's time to pull the turnip.
I've grown up, I look a little.
Oh, yes, the turnip is born!
I never dreamed of such a thing. (Grabs a turnip and pulls.)
Leading:
Grab it, but the turnip was indignant.
Carrot:
What a clumsy old man!
I'm not a turnip, I'm a carrot.
You clearly haven't washed your eyes.
Turnips I'm a hundred times slimmer.
And more orange too.
If you need Korean salad,
Without me you will be lost...
You can't drink carrot juice,
I have no substitute for soup...
And one more secret.
I'm rich in vitamins
All useful carotene.
I - excellent harvest!
Grandfather:
Well, get into the basket.
What is this, what a miracle
Maybe I didn't sleep well?
I sowed turnips in the spring.
Okay, my friend, wait,
I'll pull out another turnip.
Potato:
Oh oh oh,
I protest!
I'm not a turnip. I am Potato!
Even the cat knows this.
I am the head of all fruits
It’s as clear as two and two:
If there are no potatoes in the soup,
There is no need to pick up a spoon.
I'm talking about chips, grandpa,
The most important component.
In hot oil, look
I can become French fries
I am your main harvest!
Grandfather:
Well, get into the basket.
I'll go down the turnip again.
How tightly it sits in the earth!
Oh yes turnip, here you go!
Cabbage:
Really, I'm outraged!
Grandfather, you've eaten too much Snickers,
I've seen enough TV series,
Maybe you fell off the stove?
Once I didn’t recognize cabbage.
I don't look like a turnip
She has only one clothes
I have a hundred of them!
All without buttons...
And then...
I am crispy cabbage!
Without me the salad is empty,
And any lunch with me
Cabbage roll or vinaigrette...
It will be 10 times more useful!
And then me, my dear,
You can ferment and salt...
And store it until summer.
You can eat me all winter!
Grandfather:
You are welcome...to the basket.
What kind of miracles are these?
It's already been two hours
I spent time in the garden.
Where is the turnip! This one seems...
Beet:
Again the grandfather did not guess correctly.
You lost your glasses,
Or has the demon misled you?
I confused beets with turnips.
I'm a hundred times redder than her
And healthier and tastier!
There are no beets and no borscht,
In vinaigrette and cabbage soup...
I alone am the source of color!
And the beet cutlet -
This is simply delicious!
One hundred percent - weight loss.
I am a great harvest!
Grandfather:
Well, get into the basket.
And there will be a place for you.
But it's still interesting
Where is the turnip? Maybe this one?
Onion:
I'm almost the same color
But not a turnip, old man,
I am your onion!
Even if a little insidious,
But he is popular among the people.
The most delicious kebab
The one with the onion in it.
All housewives know me
Add to soup and porridge
In pies, in mushrooms, in broth...
I am a nightmare for viruses!
Even the flu scares me...
At least now I’m ready to fight.
I am a great harvest!
Grandfather:
Well, get into the basket.
The evening is coming to an end.
The moon is coming into the sky.
Yes, it’s time for me to go home.
Tomorrow morning
I’ll start looking for the turnip again,
And now I want to sleep.
Wow, heavy basket
A car would be useful...
The harvest has grown well!
Grandma, come on, curtain
The fairy tale has come to an end.
Well done to whoever listened.
We expect applause from you,
Well, and other compliments...
After all, the artists tried,
Let them be a little confused.
Fairy tale Kolobok
Old good fairy tale about the kolobok can turn into a colorful performance in your home or kindergarten.
Characters:
Kolobok
Grandfather
Grandma
Hare
Wolf
Bear
Fox
Narrator
Scenery:
Left – country house, on the right - in the foreground there are several Christmas trees. In the background is a forest.
Grandfather and grandmother are sitting near the house. Grandfather is whittling something, grandmother is knitting.
Narrator: Once upon a time there lived a grandfather and grandmother. One day my grandfather was sitting and wanted to eat. That's what he says to grandma.
Grandfather: Bake a bun, grandma.
Grandma: What to bake from? There is no flour.
Grandfather: And you, grandma, go, scrape the bottom of the woods, mark the barn! Maybe you'll get some flour.
(Granny stops knitting and comes into the house)
Narrator: The old woman took a feather, scraped it along the bottom of the tree, swept it around the barn, and collected about two handfuls of flour. I kneaded the dough, fired up the stove, and baked a bun. The resulting bun is both fluffy and aromatic.
(Grandma puts a toy bun on the windowsill)
Narrator: Grandma put the bun on the window to cool. And the bun jumped out of the window and rolled along the path.
(Instead of a toy, a child appears on stage playing the role of Kolobok. He runs into the forest, saying sentences).
Kolobok:
I'm scraping my bottom,
sweeping through the barn,
planted in the oven,
It's cold at the window!
I left Grandfather and
left Grandma!
(The Hare jumps out from behind the tree on the right to meet Kolobok).
Hare: Kolobok, rosy side! I will eat you!
Kolobok: Don't eat me, little bunny! I'll tell you a poem.
I'm scraping my bottom,
sweeping through the barn,
planted in the oven,
It's cold at the window!
I left Grandfather and
left Grandma!
And I’ll even leave you, Hare!
Narrator: And Kolobok rolled on; only the Hare saw him!
(Kolobok quickly “rolls” past the Hare and disappears behind the fir trees on the right. The Hare runs away in the opposite direction).
(Music is playing)
(Kolobok appears from behind the fir trees on the left, from behind the fir trees on the right the Wolf comes out to meet Kolobok).
Wolf: Kolobok, rosy side! I will eat you!
Kolobok: Don't eat me, gray Wolf! I'll tell you a poem.
I'm scraping my bottom,
sweeping through the barn,
planted in the oven,
It's cold at the window!
I left Grandfather and
left Grandma's
I left the Hare, and I’ll leave you, Wolf, even more so!
(Kolobok quickly “rolls” past the Wolf and disappears behind the fir trees on the right. The Wolf runs away in the opposite direction).
(Music is playing)
(Kolobok appears from behind the fir trees on the left, from behind the fir trees on the right the Bear comes out to meet Kolobok).
Bear: Kolobok, rosy side! I will eat you!
Kolobok: Don't eat me, Clubfoot! I'll tell you a poem.
I'm scraping my bottom,
sweeping through the barn,
planted in the oven,
It's cold at the window!
I left Grandfather and
left Grandma's
I left the Hare
I left the Wolf, and I’ll leave you, Bear, even more so!
The bun quickly “rolls” past the Bear and disappears behind the fir trees on the right. The bear goes in the opposite direction.
Music is playing.
Kolobok appears from behind the fir trees on the left, from behind the fir trees on the right the Fox comes out to meet Kolobok.
Fox: Kolobok, rosy side! I will eat you!
Kolobok:
I'm scraping my bottom,
sweeping through the barn,
planted in the oven,
It's cold at the window!
I left Grandfather and
left Grandma's
I left the Hare
I left the Wolf
I left the Bear, and I’ll leave you, Fox, even more so!
Fox: Oh, how wonderfully you sing! Yes, I began to hear poorly. Come closer and tell me one more time!
Narrator: Kolobok was glad that they listened to him, and rolled up very close to the sly fox.
Kolobok:
I'm scraping my bottom,
sweeping through the barn,
planted in the oven,
It's cold at the window!
Narrator: And the little fox, his - Am! - and ate it.
Although no... Kolobok still managed to escape. But after that he never boasted again.
That's the end of the fairy tale! And whoever listened - well done!
Welcome, dear guests!
I offer you another fairy tale adaptation for fun company, I spent it several times with friends and colleagues, everyone really liked it. Suitable for both indoors and outdoors, children 12+ can participate. I won’t lie, I found it on the Internet, but I added a little of my own and even managed to create intrigue.
The main condition for conducting a skit is the number of participants, i.e. You need 7 people plus more spectators.
Props: masks of a mouse, frog, hare, fox, wolf and bear. Type in a search engine, for example, mouse mask and you will get thousands of pictures, print and color. It's very exciting, I tell you. Tell me, how long have you been coloring pictures? 100 years ago you say. If you don’t have a printer, then you can draw, and you shouldn’t strive for everything to be perfect, on the contrary, the funnier the better.
Choose a presenter, preferably a person with a sense of humor, an artist in one word, because only he will speak in the skit, the rest of the characters will only act.
Then you need to distribute roles among the cheerful company, this can be done by creating some kind of intrigue, i.e. there is no need to say or announce that there will be a skit now and ask who wants to participate. They can simply refuse. The way out is to casually offer to guess the riddles, here they are:
A white collar jumps straight across the field.
The red-haired cheat, cunning and dexterous, got into the barn and counted the chickens.
Who walks around angry and hungry in the cold winter?
The animal is jumping, not a mouth, but a trap; both a mosquito and a fly will fall into the trap.
The owner of the forest wakes up in the spring, and in winter he sleeps in a snowy hut to the howl of a blizzard.
Small stature, long tail, gray coat, sharp teeth.
Have you guessed who is who? The one who guesses the first animal will play it, but don’t talk about it yet, give candy or something else for the answer and warn that you can only guess once. This way you will distribute all the roles, and the presenter, if it is not you yourself, needs to be warned in advance so that he does not guess the riddles, he will be a tower. After all the roles have been distributed, give everyone masks and invite them to the center to participate in the skit. The actors imitate what the presenter is saying, opening their mouths in their words as if they were pronouncing them. The presenter needs to tell the story clearly and in detail.
Presenter: There was a mansion in the field, a mansion. He is not short, not high, not tall. A little cowardly mouse runs past. She runs, but she is afraid of everything, looks around, sniffs, listens at the tower and asks:
Mouse: Who lives in the little house?
Host: Nobody answers. She was delighted, grinned contentedly and went into the mansion. She immediately started cleaning, swept the floor, washed the windows, she was hardworking...
Here is a plump green frog jumping, voracious, puffing out its cheeks, catching flies with its tongue and swallowing it. She croaked near the tower, even choked, coughed and proudly asked:
Frog: Who lives in the mansion?
Frog: And I'm a fat green frog. Well, let me into the little mansion!
Host: They began to live together. The mouse bakes pies, and the frog eats the pies.
A hare-dancer walks past to all the dancers. He can’t resist, he dances as he goes, and masters a new dance – rap. He approaches the tower, dances and asks:
Hare: yo-yo.. who lives in the little house? Does anyone live in a low place?
Mouse (cowardly): I am a little cowardly mouse.
Frog (proudly): I am a frog - a green fatty! And who are you?
Hare: And I am a hare-dancer to all dancers! and did a tap dance. Let me into the little house!
Mouse: Apparently we’ll have to let you in...
Host: The three of them began to live together. The mouse bakes pies, the frog eats the pies, the hare makes everyone laugh and dances.
Here a fox passes by, the beauty of the whole forest, the first fashionista! She walks like a model, admires herself in the mirror, and likes herself. She approached the mansion, straightened her breasts and asked in an erotic voice:
Fox (erotically): Who-who lives in the little house?
Hare: I am a hare-dancer for all dancers!.. and I did a tap dance.. And who are you?
Fox: And I am the beauty of the fox throughout the forest!
Presenter: The hare saw the fox, whistled through the window, winked, jumped out of the mansion, sat down on his knee, offered his hand and heart to the fox and invited him to live in the mansion.
Host: The four of them began to live. The mouse bakes pies, the frog eats pies, the hare and fox learn tango.
A wolf passes by - the top is the friend of all drunkards. He barely trudges along, his legs trip over his legs, his tongue is slurred. He smokes a cigarette, drinks a bottle from his throat and swears loudly. He saw the tower and shouted:
Wolf: Who - who is sitting in the mansion, come out!
Mouse: I am a little cowardly mouse...
Frog: I'm a green fat frog!
Hare: I am a hare dancer to all dancers!
Fox: I am the beauty of the fox throughout the forest! And who are you?
Wolf: And I am a wolf-wolf, a friend to all drunkards! .. and hiccupped loudly
Frog: So come on in and pour it!
Host: The five of them began to live, the wolf treated everyone to alcohol, the animals drank, snacked on pies, got drunk, began to sing songs...
Suddenly a cross-eyed bear walks by. He walks, bumps into trees, hits, gets caught in the branches, gets upset, Mishka gets sick, holds on to his head, just walked past the tower, didn’t notice...
Let's be friends with pages.
How to sit well with friends, drink beer and discuss last news. But sooner or later, simple get-togethers get boring and you need more. You want to have fun and laugh to make the evening even better and brighter. What should you play? Maybe into new fairy tales-remakes for drunk company? It is very easy to role-play such fairy tales. You just need to assign roles, and then everything will go by itself. Look at our ideas and try to bring them to life.
Fairy tale - turnip
Every person in our country knows the fairy tale turnip. Yes, my grandfather grew wonderful vegetables. Or what is it...a berry? Not the point. The main thing is that we have the first fairy tale for you and your friends on this occasion.
The tale will be told impromptu. The presenter reads the text, and when the actor’s name is mentioned in the text, he pronounces his phrase.
Everything is clear and easy. Let's watch.
Words from the fairy tale actors:
- turnip (words: tired of waiting)
- grandfather (words: oh, where are my 17 years)
- grandma (words: my pancakes are the most delicious)
- granddaughter (words: I love to dance)
- bug (words: better like this than homeless)
- cat Masha (words: mur, I like it)
- mouse (words: I'm in a hole)
Leader's words:
Once upon a time there was a grandfather ( oh where are my 17 years old) and grandmother ( my pancakes are the most delicious). And they had a granddaughter ( I love to dance). The granddaughter had a bug dog ( better than being homeless), cat Masha ( Moore, I like it), and there lived a mouse in the underground ( I'm in a hole). And my grandfather also had it ( oh where are my 17 years old) his garden, where he planted vegetables. And he was especially proud of his turnips ( tired of waiting). Autumn came, and it was time to pull out the turnips ( tired of waiting).
Grandfather went ( oh where are my 17 years old) pull out a turnip ( tired of waiting). He pulls and pulls, but he can’t pull it out! Grandfather called ( oh where are my 17 years old) grandma ( my pancakes are the most delicious). They began to pull together: the grandmother ( my pancakes are the most delicious) for grandfather ( oh where are my 17 years old), and grandfather ( oh where are my 17 years old) for a turnip ( tired of waiting). They pull, they pull, but they can’t pull it out!
Then they decided to ask their granddaughter ( I love to dance) to help them. Granddaughter quit her job ( I love to dance), and came to help. The three of them began to turnip ( tired of waiting) drag. They pull and pull, but she still doesn’t come early.
Bug was sleeping in the barn ( better than being homeless). Her grandfather whistled ( oh where are my 17 years old). And the four of them began to take out the turnip ( tired of waiting). They pull and pull, but still they can’t pull it out.
The granddaughter remembered ( I love to dance) about my cat ( Moore, I like it) and called her for help. The five of them began to pull the turnip ( tired of waiting). They pull and pull, but she doesn’t climb!
Well, apparently we’ll have to leave the turnip like that ( tired of waiting) in the ground - said the upset grandfather ( oh where are my 17 years old). But then a mouse came running ( I'm in a hole) and said she could help. One and a mouse ( I'm in a hole) dived underground. How can a turnip bite ( tired of waiting) that she herself jumped out of the ground!
Grandfather is happy ( oh where are my 17 years old), grandma smiles ( my pancakes are the most delicious), granddaughter dancing ( I love to dance), bug ( better than being homeless) ran around Masha ( Moore, I like it), and the mouse ( I'm in a hole) you heard yourself where she is. Everyone is happy and having fun, because finally they will eat this delicious turnip ( tired of waiting)!
There are other versions of this tale in a new way. For example, like the one in the video below. Watch it to the end and write down the words:
The tale of the Teremok in a new way.
The next tale-remake is the Teremok. Here the actors need to be given words. So that they can learn them. Since the words are in verse, they learn easily. See:
Fairy tale - three sisters.
The next tale is called Three Sisters. She is not very popular and not everyone will remember her. But showing it at a party or just in the company of friends is a pleasure. Let's look:
Fairy tale - the three little pigs.
Remember the fairy tale about the three little pigs? Now you can spend your evenings listening to this fairy tale and laugh and have fun.
This is a musical fairy tale, and here everything depends on the actors themselves, who must play and show all the actions that are mentioned in the fairy tales.
To listen to the story and download it, follow the links below:
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School life is full of events - funny and sad, simple and complex, serious and not so serious - but always exciting. It is not for nothing that books and films “about school” are loved by all generations of former and current students. If you approach school situations with lightness and humor, you can have fun, and some problems, if you look at them from this angle, will be solved by themselves. To do this you just need to play! There is no need to even remember scenes from school life - these scenes have already been collected in our collection. And not simple ones, you will find here the newest skit original from the author of “Kolobok in a New Way”, an opera skit that will amuse any group, as well as fairy tale scenes. Joint creativity makes people closer. Share your scripts with us.
Comic New Year's scene- the opera “ABOUT THE HARE” - funny until you drop, for an adult group and high school classes
Everyone sings in the skit as best they can, the funnier the better. The main thing is to rehearse 2-3 times and you will be the highlight of the evening :-) You should first listen to the cartoon “The Bunny Went Out for a Walk.”
In the photo below is our 8th grade class, mid-80s... We once staged a musical skit about a hare. While we were rehearsing, we laughed so hard, we could barely contain ourselves from laughing during the performance. 🙂 We came up with folders for the surroundings; words are learned very easily.
Chorus:
Oh, meadow ant grass,
Oh, you dear hare side!
We are sure that it will be late or early
The bunny will go out for a walk in the clearing.
One two three four five…
One two three four five…
One two three four five…
One two three four five…
One-two-three-four, one-two-three-four,
One-two-three-four-five-a-at...
…Came out!!
Hare: (tenor)
I went out into the forest for a walk,
I'm scared, I'm scared,
My soul is full of foreboding...
My soul... My soul-ah...
...Full of foreboding. The soul is full...
Chorus: His premonitions did not deceive him!
Hunter: (bass)
So where are you? I need you.
You deigned to eat my carrots!
Chorus:
What a shame, what a shame!
Our hare is a thief, our hare is a thief!
What a shame, what a shame!
Our hare is a thief, our hare is a thief!
Hare:
Not true!
Chorus:
Is it true!
Hare:
Not true!
Chorus:
Is it true!
Hare:
...I didn't eat carrots!
Hunter:
To the barrier!
Hare:
To the barrier!
Chorus:
Now someone's blood will be shed,
Now it will spill...
It will spill...
One male voice from the choir:
It's pouring...
Hare:
Oh, will my sideways eyes really close forever?
And I won’t see you, my love!
My love!
My love, my carrots!
Forever yours, my dear-a-a-a-a-a-a...
Hunter:
Now. Now. Now. Now…
Bang! Pow!
Hare:
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh!
Hunter:
My little bunny is dying!
The choir sings vocalise and cries.
Hare:
They'll bring me home
I'll be alive...
Chorus:
And more than once
A bunny will come out
Take a walk!
And more than once
The bunny will come out for a walk!
Walk!
Walk!
Walk-walk-walk!
a curtain
The final, fifth parody (“opera”) ends with a bravura chorus “And the bunny will come out for a walk more than once!..”. In the script, this vocal number is not interrupted at this line, but has a continuation: “... the words cannot be heard, it is incomprehensible, it is incomprehensible - and I don’t care!” But censorship forbade performing this line in the cartoon, considering it a libel on Soviet opera.
Kolobok in a new way - original from the author
(reprinting of material is permitted only using a backlink)
Once upon a time there lived a grandfather and a woman far away, in a camp,
They gnawed on bread and ate porridge. They were just sad.
They had no children, no grandchildren,
That is why sadness, melancholy, and ruin came to them.
And the woman and grandfather decided not to be sad, not to toil,
It’s better to go to the dining room with a cheerful song!
We walked together at a friendly pace, scraped together a little flour,
Oils, sugar and salt! These are such weirdos!
The woman thought of baking a pie from that composition,
But while I was fiddling with the dough, it turned out to be a bun!
That kolobok was cooled down,
put it on the window
They gave us a little rest.
But they forgot one thing:
After all, they read the fairy tale more than once,
But they didn’t believe that the fairy tale was a real story!
That little bun rolled!
I'm tired of lying down!
He leaned his elbows on the threshold and started running.
He sees the director of the camp dear on the way
He looks at the unsociable miracle with a surprised look!
Kolobok sang a song here, which finished off the director,
But he learned from his experience, the director praised him!
He didn’t kick him out of the camp, and didn’t want to eat him,
But I only wished him success and a lot of happiness.
Told him to stay out of sight of the other kids,
Otherwise he will have to find out as a tear rolls from his eyes.
The kids will make you have fun and jump,
They’ll teach you to dance and sing, and won’t let you sleep.
But our hero, a brave fellow, did not heed the advice,
And with joy and enthusiasm he quickly jumped to the children.
He was, of course, surprised at first by the children's exploits.
They tickled him and made him jump faster!
I had to invent games for them, and dance and sing songs,
They had no time to get him and torture him!
But the bun got used to them and learned to live with them,
And now grandma and grandpa don’t have to grieve either.
The director said with obvious admiration that he couldn’t be better!
You will be the main counselor here! After all, there is no one cooler here!
Since then, in that camp there has been a competition for the best counselor,
But it’s still hard to find a better kolobok!
“The Prince at the Gate” (sketch for school and holiday camp)
Prince: Knock Knock.
Servant: Who's there?
Prince: I'm the prince behind the gates.
Servant: We must report to the king. Your Majesty,
King: (He's a prince.) What's happened?
Servant: There's a prince outside the gates.
King: So give him the gate.
Servant: Take the gate.
Prince: But I don't need a gate.
Servant: What do you need?
Prince: I need the princess's hand.
Servant:
King: (He's a prince) What's happened?
Servant: There's a prince outside the gates.
King: Well, give him the gate!
Servant: But he doesn't need a gate.
King: What does he need?
Servant: He needs the princess's hand!
King:
Queen: (She's a servant) What happened, darling?
King: There's a prince outside the gates.
Queen: Well, give him the gate!
King: Give up the gate!
Servant: Take the gate.
Prince: But I don't need a gate.
Servant: What do you need?
Prince: I need the princess's hand.
Servant: I need to report to the king. Your Majesty!
King: (He's a prince) What's happened?
Servant: There's a prince outside the gates.
King: Well, give him the gate!
Servant: But he doesn't need a gate.
King: What does he need?
Servant: He needs the princess's hand!
King: I need to consult my wife! Expensive!
Queen:(She's a servant) What happened, darling?
King: There's a prince outside the gates.
Queen: Well, give him the gate!
King: Give up the gate!
Servant: Take the gate!
Prince: But I don't need a gate.
Servant: What do you need?
Prince: I need the princess's hand.
Servant: I need to report to the king. Your Majesty!
King: (He's a prince) What's happened?
Servant: There's a prince outside the gates.
King: Well, give him the gate!
Servant: But he doesn't need a gate.
King: What does he need?
Servant: He needs the princess's hand!
King: I need to consult my wife! Expensive!
Queen: (She's a servant) What happened, darling?
King: There's a prince outside the gates.
Queen: Well, give him the gate!
King: But he doesn't need a gate.
Queen: What does he need?
King: He wants our daughter's hand.
Queen:
Princess: What?!
Queen: There's a prince outside the gates!
Princess: Well, give him the gate!
Queen: Give up the gate.
King: Give back the gate.
Servant: Take the gate.
Prince: But I don't need a gate.
Servant: What do you need?
Prince: I need the princess's hand.
Servant: I need to report to the king. Your Majesty!
King: (He's a prince) What's happened?
Servant: There's a prince outside the gates.
King: Well, give him the gate!
Servant: But he doesn't need a gate.
King: What does he need?
Servant: He needs the princess's hand!
King: I need to consult my wife! Expensive!
Queen: (She's a servant) What happened, darling?
King: There's a prince outside the gates.
Queen: Well, give him the gate!
King: But he doesn't need a gate.
Queen: What does he need?
King: He wants our daughter's hand.
Queen: I need to talk to the princess! Darling!
Princess: (She's a king, she's a servant) What?!
Queen: There's a prince outside the gates!
Princess: Well, give him the gate!
Queen: But he doesn't need a gate!
Princess: What does he need?!
Queen: He needs your hand!
Princess: NO!
Queen: No.
King: No.
Servant: No.
Prince: Absolutely not?
Servant: Absolutely not?
King: Absolutely not?
Queen: Absolutely not?
Princess: Exactly. NO.
Queen: Absolutely not.
King: Absolutely not.
Servant: Absolutely not.
Prince: Well, at least give me the gate!
