This fairy tale is based on the work of L. Geraskina “In the Country unlearned lessons. There are only a few math problems left in the passage. The material is suitable for both schoolchildren in grades 1-4 and grades 5-6. The script was used to stage a fairy tale during the subject week.
Based on a fairy tale: Liya Geraskina. IN THE COUNTRY OF UNLEARNED LESSONS
Scene 1. At Vitya’s house
Beyond the distant fields, beyond the deep seas, beyond high mountains, among the azure glades, in a certain kingdom-state, there lived a 4th grade student Vitya...
Song
The sun is shining above us,
Not life, but grace.
To those who are responsible for us,
It's high time to understand.
To those who are responsible for us,
It's high time to understand.
We are little children
We want to go for a walk.
And they tell us that the leg
In short, the hypotenuse.
And I'm telling you enough is enough
I'm tired of this burden.
In short, the hypotenuse.
Pa - ra - pa - ra - ba - pa - pa - ra
I'm tired of this burden.
Oh, I wish I could get up at dawn,
I should put the notebook away on the table.
To those who are responsible for us,
It's high time to understand.
To those who are responsible for us,
It's high time to understand.
We are little children
We want to go for a walk.
And Athens tells us
They went to war against Sparta.
And I say leave
I want my desk as soon as possible.
Pa - ra - pa - ra - ba - pa - pa - ra
They went to war against Sparta.
Pa - ra - pa - ra - ba - pa - pa - ra
I want my desk as soon as possible.
Vitya: (walks slowly)
I've been unlucky since the morning today. We had five lessons. And at each one they called me. And I got a bad mark in every subject. Only five deuces per day! I probably got four deuces because I didn’t answer the way the teachers would like, but they gave me the fifth deuce completely unfairly. It’s even funny to say why we got this unfortunate bad mark. For some kind of multiplication table!!!
I started teaching her, even opened the right page...And then the cartoon started, and then the tablet charged.... Well, in general, we never learned it... In my opinion, we tried very hard, but the teacher, of course, did not agree. I have long noticed that teachers rarely agree with us. They have such a negative minus.
He reaches home.
Mom: Vitya, you walked for a long time from school, you lost a lot of time! And what is this, five deuces! You have no will! Sit down for your lessons!
Vitya: (sits at the desk) For lessons when I'm so tired! So, again they asked me to repeat the multiplication table. I won't do this, of course. There is no use repeating what you don’t know anyway. Let's solve the problem better
So... Some diggers are digging some kind of trench for some unknown reason. Some task is very difficult and stupid.
The cat comes out
Vitya: Five diggers dug a trench of one hundred linear meters in four days. Well, diggers! What to do with them? Maybe multiply them by meters?
Cat: Don’t multiply so much, you still won’t know anything.
Vitya: Oh, Kuzya, you’re talking! No, I’ll still multiply the diggers. True, I didn’t learn anything good about them... Well then, I’ll divide the meters into diggers.
Cat: No need to share
Vitya: No, I’ll still share it! …. Well, it turns out to be nonsense. It turned out that the work had to be done by one and a half diggers. Why one and a half? How do I know! Okay, it'll do...
Cat: Here's the second problem... Here you need to find out how many suits the tailor can sew... 28 meters of fabric, 3 meters per suit....
Vitya (decides): Sooooo. Here, I decided... 27 suits, and there are still some left!
Cat: Well, that will do..... Now a problem about brother and sister
Vitya: (decides) And I decided this one! They will meet in 60 years!
Cat: And soooo it will do.... The main thing is that we decided. Shall we repeat the multiplication table???
Vitya: No, she’s not interesting.
Cat: For example, I’m interesting I can think of a multiplication table! Here look!
Three times one - we eat sausage!
Three times two - delicious halva!
Three times three - wipe your nose quickly!
Three times four - chocolate, the most delicious in the world!
Three times five - I was wrong again!
Three times six - I'm hungry!
Three times seven - I never eat soup!
Three times eight - you are welcome!
Three times nine - the world doesn't believe in cats!
Three times ten - they weigh nothing!
Vitya: oh, this is nonsense... let’s get a bad mark again... Yes, I’m already tired of these lessons!!! (throws books)
Suddenly there is a knock
Vitya: Oh, who could it be???
Includes mathematics textbooks for grades 1-4
Song and dance textbooks.
1) What kind of children are these days?
There is no control over them,
We are wasting our health
But they don't care about that.
This one, this one, this one,
Didn't learn my lesson.
This one, this one, this one,
I could only be lazy.
2) Nowadays, children really need a lot.
They would dance until they drop,
They would sing until dawn,
And they don’t care about us.
3) Children are our punishment.
We want to give education.
These children are naughty
They find it very boring to study.
Vitya: Who are you?
M1: Take a closer look! maybe you'll find out
M2: He’s not used to looking at us carefully
Vitya: Yes, these are our textbooks!
M3: Nobody and nowhere on globe This is not how you treat textbooks!
M4: You draw all sorts of nonsense on our pages!
In chorus: Five deuces!
Vitya: But we have prepared lessons today!
M2: Today you haven’t solved a single problem correctly!
M3: And they didn’t learn the multiplication table! But we will help you!
M4: For correctional work, we are sending you to the Land of Unlearned Lessons!
M3: This country is full of surprises!
M2: The whole journey consists of difficulties. It's as clear as two and two are four
M1: Every step there threatens your life! And until you correct yourself, there is no turning back for you!
Vitya: Maybe on this journey I will be able to develop my will and acquire character. And then everyone around says: No character, no will!!
Cat: Exactly! If you come back from there with character, everyone will be surprised!
Vitya: So be it. Let's go to this dangerously difficult country of yours!
Textbooks in chorus: It's decided!
M4: I need a spherical object. A soccer ball will do.
You fly, soccer ball,
Don't skip or gallop,
Don't go astray
Fly straight to that country
Where do Vitya's mistakes live?
So that he is among the events
Full of fear and anxiety,
I could help myself.
The wind blows, blows everyone behind the curtain
Scene 2. In the land of unlearned lessons.
Fairytale music
4 black swans appear.
Dance and song of twos.
And I'm a little deuce,
And I'm a little bent. Sure sure.
I'm full of mistakes
And I strive to do mischief.
I scare children at night
I love screaming and swearing.
And I'm a little bastard
And I'm a little bastard.
I have a big neck, a long tail.
And all the lazy people in the world have a question,
How to break up with me quickly, without any fuss.
Only it’s not just believe it or not.
Whoever became friends with me was very, very, very in vain.
You can’t get rid of me – which I’m very happy about.
Here he is - Vitya - doesn’t know the multiplication table! The gates will not open to those who do not know the multiplication table! Grab him!
The two are trying to catch and tie up the cat and Vitya.
Vitya: quickly remember, we’ve been teaching her for so many years!
Kuzya and Vitya:
Five five is twenty five,
six six is thirty six,
six eight - forty eight,
three times three is nine.
The deuces fall and quietly crawl away.
Cat. (wipes away sweat) Wow birds!
Scene 3. Diggers
Diggers come out
Cat: Hide, hide me quickly! I'm afraid... I see... legs! I am very afraid when the legs are on their own, without the owner.
Vitya: Where is everything else? What's above the waist?
Digger 1: Boy! You are Vitya!? My friend asks where is his head?
Vitya: Yes, these are the diggers from that ill-fated task. (rummages in his pocket, finds a crumpled piece of paper, thinks) I'll fix everything now (decides) The answer is two. The work will be carried out by two diggers.
Diggers rejoice
Song of the Diggers.
Digging is famous
Highly qualified, about the EU.
We are copanto, rasbiranto,
Deeper this and that, about the EU.
And ditch and transhento
Vyryvanto un momento, o EU.
And for this I am respected,
We are placed into tasks.
2 diggers
Both bowed:
1: In work, in life and work
We wish you good luck.
2: Learn always, learn everywhere
And solve problems correctly.
Scene 4. Old lady and old man
An old woman is walking, leaning on a stick.
Vitya: Grandma, why are you wearing a pioneer tie?
Grandmother: Because I am a pioneer. And what class are you, boy?
Vitya: From the fourth.
Grandmother: And I’m from the fourth... Oh, how my legs hurt! I have walked many thousands of kilometers. Today I finally have to meet my brother. He comes towards me.
One boy was solving a problem. From two villages, the distance between which is twelve kilometers, a brother and sister came out to meet each other...
The boy decided that they would meet in sixty years. We submitted to this stupid, evil, wrong decision. And so everything goes, we go... We are exhausted, we have grown old...
The old man came out.
Old man: Hello, sister!
They hugged and cried
Vitya: So it’s me – that boy Vitya, let’s solve the problem again!
Solving a problem with a cat
You were supposed to meet in two hours!
The old men immediately turned into pioneers, and they were very happy.
We are no longer gray,
We are young guys.
We are not old people now
We are students again.
We have completed the task.
There's no need to walk anymore!
We are free. This means
You can sing and dance!
The brother and sister waved goodbye and ran away.
Scene 5. Tailor
The tailor is coming:
Vitya: Look, Kuzya, what a sad guy. Let's help him too! who are you?!
Portnoy: I am an innocent convict. I am an unfortunate tailor, I was accused of theft. And the boy Vitya is to blame for everything!
As the head of a sewing workshop, I received twenty-eight meters of fabric. I had to find out how many suits could be made from it, 3 meters for each suit. And to my grief, this same Vitya decides that I should sew twenty-seven suits out of twenty-eight meters and also have one meter left over. Well, how can you sew twenty-seven suits when just one suit is three meters long?
Cat: This boy!
Vitya: Yes, I’m that boy. But I’ll fix everything, let’s solve the problem again! (decides) You only had to make nine suits
Tailor: Hurray, you're great, you solved my problem! Thank you! Glory to Mathematics!
P1. There is a rumor about mathematics,
That she puts her mind in order,
Because Nice words
People often talk about her.
Mathematics, you give us
To overcome difficulties hardening,
Young people study with you
Develop both will and ingenuity.
P2. And for the fact that in creative work
You help out in difficult moments,
We are sincere to you today
We send thunderous applause!
See, Vitya, how much trouble you have done! Who is stopping you from studying well?
There is such a person! It's me! But I decided to fight myself. I realized that knowledge is very necessary in life.
Five enters.
Well done, Vitya, this is the main thing, you finally realized that you must overcome all difficulties yourself! Now you can cultivate your will and character, and cope with all the difficulties in life! Your adventure is over. You can go home!
To the song They teach at school, everyone gathers on stage and sings in chorus
Thank you for your attention!
Characters.
Mom (robe) -
Vitya-
Cat (cat hat, tail, vest) -
Mathematics 1 (cloak with numbers and 1st grade textbook) -
Mathematics 2 (cloak with numbers and 2nd grade textbook) -
Mathematics 3 (cloak with numbers and 3rd grade textbook) -
Math 4 (number cape and 4th grade textbook)
9,10One and a half diggers (one in a cap, shirt, overalls, a shovel in his hand; the other crouches, shirt covering his knees) -
11,12Grandmother and grandfather (pioneer ties, boy-girl suits and old lady clothes) -
13,14Tailors (meter, rulers, fabrics) –
15,16,17,18Deuces-
19Five-
Props.
Based on the fairy tale by Lia Geraskina
6 A represents
Task No. 2.
A tailor spends on 1 suit
28-1=27 (suits) - and 1 m remainder
Task No. 3.
12x6=60(hours)
5 diggers are digging
in 4 days 100 meters of trench. How many diggers are needed to dig 40 meters of trench in the same time?
100:5=20 (m) each digger digs
40:20=2 (digger)
Task No. 2.
A tailor spends on 1 suit
3 meters of fabric. How many suits will he make from 28 m?
28:3 = 9 (suits) - and 1 m remainder
Task No. 3.
From two villages, the distance between which is 12 km, a brother and sister came out to meet each other. After what time will they meet if the speed of approach is 6 km/h?
12:6=2(hours)
IN THE COUNTRY OF UNLEARNED LESSONS - script for children's theater.
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IN THE COUNTRY OF UNLEARNED LESSONS.
(Based on the fairy tale by L. Geraskina.)
A script for a children's theater where the children themselves will act.
CHARACTERS:
VITYA PERESTUKIN (Firsov??)
CAT KUZYA (Lavrov)
RADIO (Sasha)
RUSSIAN LANGUAGE TEXTBOOK
MATHEMATICS TEXTBOOK
GEOGRAPHY TEXTBOOK
POLAR BEAR cub
COW
TWO DIGGERS
PLUS
MINUS
DOT
COMMA
QUESTION MARK
EXCLAMATION MARK
IMPERATIVE VERB
TWO HELPERS OF THE IMPERATIVE VERB
1 SCENE.
(Music. The curtain opens. On the stage is Vitya Perestukin’s room. In the room are Vitya, Kuzya the Cat and the Radio (on the child who is playing the Radio, you can hang a painted radio like a poster, you can also make an inscription). Vitya plays a ball with Kuzya the Cat.)
VITYA: Kuzya, catch it! Oh, I didn’t catch it, I didn’t catch it!
RADIO: Ay-ay-ay! Instead of doing homework...
VITYA: Leave me alone! Otherwise I'll turn it off!
RADIO: Okay, okay!
(Vitya sits down at the table and picks up a diary.)
VITYA: (reading) Diary of 4th grade student “A” Perestukin Vitya. (opens)
RADIO: Guys who only have D in their diary...
VITYA: I’ll turn it off!
Just think, deuces...
Okay, let's see what they asked for in arithmetic...
(Kuzya the cat looks into the diary.)
VITYA: Come on! Better bring me the ball!
RADIO: Guys who are given homework assignments...
VITYA: I’ll turn it off!
Fine, fine! I will solve the problem! (Opens the textbook, reads the problem)
Three diggers dug a trench of 36 linear meters in 2 days...
So so so! I see... How many diggers are required?...
Simple task! Let's multiply the diggers... or not, we'd better divide them into days!
Three diggers divided by two equals one and a half diggers. What nonsense!
But now you can rest! Problem solved! Hooray!
One and a half diggers
Now it's time to rest!
RADIO: Ay-ay-ay!
VITYA: What ay-ay-ay?
RADIO: The boy has no character!
VITYA: Oh! Where can I get it if not?
RADIO: Character must be cultivated!
A real boy must have the will, perseverance, despise danger, and fight difficulties!
VITYA: I would despise! I would fight! But where can we find difficulties?
RADIO: Where can I get them?
But first, do your homework, put your textbooks in order!
VITYA: Textbooks! Yes, I hate all these textbooks, to hell with them!
(Vitya throws the textbooks on the floor. There is a crash, the light flashes. Living textbooks appear - Mathematics, Geography and Russian (on the children who play the textbooks, you can hang the painted textbooks as a poster).)
VITYA: Oh! Mommy! Who is this?
MATHEMATICS TEXTBOOK: (indignantly) He doesn't even recognize us!
RUSSIAN LANGUAGE TEXTBOOK: (indignantly) He’s drawing devils on us!
GEOGRAPHY TEXTBOOK: (indignantly) He’s a bad student!
VITYA: I see! You are my textbooks! Hello!
What do you want from me?
Just today I prepared my homework!
TEXTBOOKS: (indignantly) Prepared?
RUSSIAN LANGUAGE TEXTBOOK: Didn’t repeat unstressed vowels!
MATHEMATICS TEXTBOOK: I solved the problem incorrectly!
VITYA: Just think!
I can live without unstressed vowels and I have no need to solve problems!
I'll be a traveler! I'll go to hot countries!
RUSSIAN LANGUAGE TEXTBOOK: The boy must be saved!
MATHEMATICS TEXTBOOK: Yes, we need to do something urgently!
GEOGRAPHY TEXTBOOK: Shouldn't we send it to the Land of Unlearned Lessons?
VITYA: What kind of country is this? Are there any difficulties there?
GEOGRAPHY TEXTBOOK: What more!
VITYA: What about the dangers?
GEOGRAPHY TEXTBOOK: As many as you like!
VITYA: Then I agree!
MATHEMATICS TEXTBOOK: Well, well! Then listen to the statement of the problem: from the Blue Lake to the Palace of Grammar 12 km. You will walk at a speed of 3 km per hour. There you will encounter difficulties and dangers!
Calculate how many hours you will need to travel. If you fail to cope with difficulties, you will be late, you will forever remain in the Land of Unlearned Lessons!
VITYA: It’s okay, I can handle it!
CAT: And I’m with you, Vitya!
VITYA: Kuzya, you spoke in human language!
VITYA: Ha ha! That's great!
TEXTBOOKS OF RUSSIAN LANGUAGE AND MATHEMATICS: One, two...
GEOGRAPHY TEXTBOOK: Stop!
Here's a map of the Land of Unlearned Lessons! It will come in handy!
TEXTBOOKS: Three!
(Music. The curtain opens. There are two trees on the stage - on one side there is a watermelon tree (on the branches of which watermelons hang), on the other side there is a bread tree (on the branches of which buns hang) and a lake. (The trees and the lake can be drawn.) Vitya and the Cat appear Kuzya.)
VITYA: I wonder where we ended up?
(Vitya and Kuzya the Cat look around.)
VITYA: Ha ha! Watermelons? Well, I told you watermelons grow on trees! And everyone laughed!
(opens the map) So, first of all, let’s get our bearings on the area!
Here is the lake, and here is the Palace of Grammar. It's clear…
Now let’s solve the problem: so... only 12 km, speed 3 km...
CAT: Add 12 and 3!
VITYA: What do you mean fold?! We need to think about this!!
CAT: Do you really think when you solve problems?
VITYA: Well, shoot! Did you hear what Geography said?
If we don’t make it to the Palace of Grammar on time, we’ll forever remain in the Land of Unlearned Lessons!
(thinks) I've decided!
We must reach the Palace of Grammar in 4 hours!
(looked at his watch) It's one o'clock in the afternoon!
CAT: Then let's go?
VITYA: Wait! I need to take a swim! Can you feel how hot it is here?
CAT: Aren't we going to be late?
VITYA: We’ll still have time!
(The Polar Bear appears.)
CAT: (Vita) Look!
VITYA: Oh, let's hide!
(Vitya and Kuzya the Cat are trying to hide behind a watermelon tree.)
POLAR BEAR with a teddy bear:
Little Bear: (weepingly) Oh, what a heat! Let's dive into the river! Well, let's dive into the river!!!
POLAR BEAR: This slacker Vitya Perestukin blurted out that polar bears live in the south! Hey boy, tell me where the polar bears are!
VITYA: (scared) There, probably!... (waves his hand) Where the sun rises!
POLAR BEAR: Well, look if you deceived us!
VITYA: (scared) Oh, wait, I’ll think about it now!
Polar bears are found where it is cold!... That means in the north!
POLAR BEAR: This is more like the truth!
We need to go where it’s cold, otherwise we’re completely baked in this fur coat! Come up with an escape for the bear cub, who continues to be capricious….
(The polar bears leave, Vitya and Kuzya the Cat come out from behind the tree.)
CAT: Ugh, I scared you!
There are no mice to be seen here, but there are bears! It is very dangerous!
VITYA: Did you notice how we overcame the first danger?
CAT: In my opinion, with great difficulty!
VITYA: Nonsense! (waved his hand) The main thing is that we overcame it!
Well, I'll go take a swim!
CAT: Aren't we going to be late?
VITYA: Well, what have you done: we’ll be late, we’ll be late!
Okay, let's go!
(Vitya and Kuzya the Cat walk and sing (or talk).)
VITYA: We walk merrily,
CAT: It’s not scary for the two of us!
VITYA: We despise danger,
CAT: We don’t care about difficulties!
VITYA: Eh, it’s boring cramming lessons at your desk!
CAT: It's fun to walk around the world with a map!
(Vitya and Kuzya the Cat approach the breadfruit tree.)
VITYA: Kuzya, look! Breadfruit!
And when I said in class that buns grow on breadfruit trees, everyone laughed!
They even gave me a two!
CAT: They always suffer for the truth!
(There is a Cow lying behind the tree. She is aggressive.)
COW: Who are they?
VITYA: (scared) Ah... we are travelers... Ah... Are you a cow? (walks around her in surprise). What are you doing?
COW: I'm hunting... (gets up, stealthily. Then moves menacingly towards Vitya).
VITYA: (in a trembling voice) What are you going to do?
COW: Nothing special! I'll just eat you! First you, then the cat!
(Vitya and Kuzya the Cat are trying to hide behind a tree.)
VITYA: Oh, what are you, what are you? Cows don't eat children! (scatter in different sides. The cat is hiding behind a tree, Vitya is running)
COW: Ha ha! (chases after them)
VITYA: (stumbles, falls, crawls away) Yes, yes! Everyone knows this!
COW: No, not all! For example, Vitya Perestukin said that a cow is a carnivore!
And everyone knows that carnivores are predators!
That's why I ate all the small animals here! It's clear?
Wow! I wish I could catch this Perestukin!
(The cow butts the tree.)
VITYA: Cow! You should eat grass!
COW: But no! I'm a carnivore! Predator!
VITYA: No, no! (The cat, while the cow is butting the tree, tries to pull Vitya towards him.)
CAT: You are... a frugivore, no... a hay-eater! (pulls Vitya)
VITYA: No, no! (jumps up) You are a poisonous plant! (speaks in syllables)
COW: (joyfully) Of course, a herbivore!
(sings) Little grass, little green ant...
DANCE of a cow with a flower
VITYA: (looks out from behind the tree) So you won’t eat us?
COW: Now I won’t!
You corrected Vitya Perestukin’s mistake!
VITYA and CAT: Hurray!!
(The cow leaves.)
VITYA: (sighs with relief) Phew, we barely escaped!
CAT: Yes, we suffered a lot of fear from this cow!
(A clock can be heard striking.)
VITYA: Wow, two hours! Let's go quickly!
(Music. The curtain closes.)
(Music. The curtain opens. On the stage are Plus and Minus (on them you can hang painted images of “+” and “–” or the inscriptions “plus” and “minus” as posters). Plus and Minus are selling sparkling water. Vitya appears on the other side of the stage Perestukin and Kuzya the Cat.)
CAT: I'm tired! I'm thirsty!
VITYA: Be patient! We must cultivate willpower!
(Approach Plus and Minus).
CAT: Hurray! Soda! (wants to take a glass of water)
VITYA: Kuzya! I have no money!
PLUS: We do not sell water for money.
MINUS: for the correct answers! Four times nine?
VITYA: (uncertain) It seems 46!...
MINUS: The answer is negative!
CAT: Oh, ask something easier! Something that even poor students know!
VITYA: (To Kuza the cat) Well, you! Don't call me names!
PLUS: Twice two?
CAT: (joyfully) Four! Even cats know this!
PLUS: The answer is yes!
(Plus or Minus give Kuza the Cat a glass of water. The Cat drinks half and gives half to Vita.
Two diggers appear on the scene. On one of them you can put a bag up to the waist (as if it was only half of it).)
CAT: (scared) Ah-ah-ah! Legs!
VITYA: (also scared) Where is everything else?
Did the tram run over him? Funny guesses from Kot and Vitya about what else could have happened to the navvy
DIGER: (angrily) He was run over by a poor student! Perestukin!
He solved the problem in such a way that he got one and a half diggers!
Here! Admire it!
(The excavator hands Vita a notebook.)
CAT: (To Vitya) Yes, this is your notebook!
VITYA: (To Kuza the cat) Shut up!
(addresses the Digger) Let me try to solve it correctly!
(takes a notebook) Yes!
First question: how much...
FUNNY DISCUSSION OF A PROBLEM WITH A CAT,
And after that, Vitya must drive away the cat and take on solving the problem himself
CAT: We'll be late!
VITYA: Come on!
So... Three diggers dug a trench... (he continues reading to himself and begins to think)
PLUS and MINUS can also come up and take part in solving the problem
(Digger approaches Plus and Minus to drink water.)
PLUS: Seven seven?
DIGGER: Forty-nine! (gets a glass of water)
VITYA: (solves the problem) Well, well, well!... It will take two diggers!
(Half the Digger turns into a normal person - you can quickly remove the bag.)
DIGGER: Glory to the great mathematician!
2nd DIGDER: Shame on Viktor Perestukin!
(The diggers leave, the clock strikes.)
CAT: Four hours! Let's go quickly!
VITYA: Yes, we need to get to the Grammar Palace by five o’clock!
(Vitya and Kuzya the Cat walk across the stage.)
VITYA: Did you notice that I solved the problem myself?
I thought and decided!
CAT: I must answer something funny...
(Music. The curtain closes.)
(Music. The curtain opens. On the stage we see a painted Castle, on which is written: Castle of Grammar. At the closed gates of the Castle there are a Question Mark and an Exclamation Mark (you can hang drawn question and exclamation marks on them as posters). Vitya and Kuzya the Cat come up to the gates of the Castle of Grammar.)
EXCLAMATION MARK: Stop!
QUESTION MARK: Where? CAT: gotta make a joke...
VITYA: We are in a hurry!
EXCLAMATION POINT: (hands the key to Vita) Take the key!
Open it if you can!
(Vitya tries to open the gate with the key.)
VITYA: It doesn’t turn!
(The stage assistants bring a board on which is written: LOCK...K
KEY...K)
EXCLAMATION POINT: Insert the letters correctly, and the key will turn itself! DIALOGUE between CAT AND VITI (like in the cartoon)
VITYA: So... Let me remember the rule!
« Declension of nouns in plural! " No! Doesn't fit!
"Spelling "o" and "e" after sibilants." No! Doesn't fit!
(The cat walks around him impatiently, tugging at his sleeve..) VITYA: Don’t bother me, you!!!
“Spelling of the suffixes “ek” and “ok.” Maybe this will do?
So, now let’s remember!... “We must write the suffix “ek” if the vowel sound is dropped during declination and “ik” if it is not.” This seems to fit!
The cat nods energetically and looks everyone in the face.
So it is! Nominative– zamochIk (writes the letter “I”) Genitive – no what?
Lock. Oh, no! The vowel is dropped, which means the suffix “ek” is written. (erases “I”, writes “E”).
So, further! The nominative case is klyuchika (writes the letter I), the genitive case is klyuchika. If the vowel is not dropped, the suffix “ik” is written. So it's written correctly!
EXCLAMATION MARK: Wonderful! Lovely! Hooray!
Now open the gate! The cat snatches the key from Vitya, inserts the key, opens the door.
(Music. Vitya inserts the key and pushes back the gate. The curtain closes.) 5 SCENE.
(Music. The curtain opens.. On the stage we see the Verb Imperative Mood.He sits on a throne (he should have a regal appearance). Next to it are a period and a comma (on them you can hang images of the signs point and comma as posters, or write the words “period” and “comma”). Vitya and Kuzya the Cat appear.)
CAT: Who is this? Santa Claus or what?
Again a funny dialogue between Vitya and Kot.
COMMA: What are you talking about? Yes, this is His Majesty the Imperative Verb!
IMPERATIVE VERB: Who granted?
COMMA: Victor Perestukin.
IMPERATIVE VERB: What marks does it have?
CAT: (importantly, rocking on his toes). Yes, different... Vitya is a capable boy... He's strong in mathematics, and... in drawing...
(The Imperative Verb is ringing the phone.)
IMPERATIVE VERB: Bring in the documents of Viktor Perestukin!
(Two assistants of the Verb of the Imperative Mood (they can also be stage assistants) bring in a large notebook on the Russian language. There are faces, blots and a lot of mistakes, blacked out in red pencil, and solid deuces.)
IMPERATIVE VERB
INCLINATIONS: (looks) Turn over! (turn the page)
Turn it over! (all pages are turned this way)
So! Clear!...
(Helpers of the Imperative Verb close the notebook and take it away.)
The imperative verb gets up, silently walks around in thought, stops, looks angrily at Vitya. The cat hides behind Vitya from his angry look)
IMPERATIVE VERB
INCENTIVES: So, Victor Perestukin has revealed terrible ignorance!
Announce the verdict!
(The assistants of the Imperative Verb bring in a board on which is written: The verdict in the case of Viktor Perestukin: “Execution cannot be pardoned.”)
VITYA: (reads aloud) The verdict...
Execute? Me? (confused)
CAT: (jumping out from behind Vitya) And for what? VITIA: (already indignant) Yes, for what?
IMPERATIVE VERB: For ignorance and laziness, and for ignorance native language!
VITYA: Oh, mommy! (the cat looks at Vitya in confusion).
IMPERATIVE VERB
INCENTIVES: But if you put the comma correctly, you will be saved!
COMMA: Won't put it!
He has never put me in my place yet in my life!
VITYA: A comma?
Now…
(Both lean towards the board, the Cat is quiet) Hey, where to put it?
(The cat scratches behind the ear)
IMPERATIVE VERB: Do not suggest!
VITYA: What should I do?
COMMA: Think! Reason!
VITYA: Oh-oh!... We must try!...
(reasons) If I put a comma after the word “execute”, it will turn out: execute, cannot be pardoned! (scared) Oh-oh-oh!
CAT: You can't execute him. He's so young! Vitenka!! (throws herself at his neck)
COMMA: Think, think!
VITYA: And if you put a comma after the words “cannot be executed,” then it turns out...
(shouts joyfully) “You can’t execute, you can have mercy!” "
CAT: Hurray! Have mercy!
(Vitya puts a comma.)
DANCE OF VITI and KOTA
COMMA: Now do you understand what role a comma can play?
VITYA: Now I understand!
(The clock strikes five times.)
VITYA: Oh, five o’clock!
(The phone rings.)
IMPERATIVE VERB: I’m listening to you!
IMPERATIVE VERB
INCENTIVES: Yes, yes! Overcame everything!
(turns to Vita) These are Textbooks! They are worried about you!
And you throw them away, draw devils on them! CAT: (jumps forward, with sycophancy) I told you, he’s our artist!!!
VITYA: I won’t draw in textbooks anymore!
IMPERATIVE VERB
INCLINATIONS: That's it! (paused for a moment)
Well, Victor Perestukin, now you can go home!
VITYA: Hurray!!
CAT: Hurray!!
IMPERATIVE VERB: One, two, three!
(Music. Lights flash. Curtain closes.)
SCENE 6.
(Music. The curtain opens. Vitya and Kuzya the Cat are at home. There is also a radio in the room.)
VITYA: Oh, but at home it’s still better! (picks up textbooks from the floor)
Really, Kuzya?
CAT: Meow!
VITYA: (with regret) You won’t talk to me anymore!
(Vitya sits down at the table, opens his notebook, takes a pen.)
RADIO: Are you solving the problem?
VITYA: Yes!
RADIO: And how much did you get?
VITYA: Two diggers! Two! Now I know!
RADIO: You know? What is seven seven?
VITYA: Seven seven? It seems... (sadly) seventy...eight...
RADIO: Ay-ay-ay!
VITYA: I'll learn! (turns to the audience) Honestly, I’ll learn!
(Music. The curtain closes.)
END OF THE PERFORMANCE.
IN THE COUNTRY OF UNLEARNED LESSONS.
(Based on the fairy tale by L. Geraskina.)
A script for a children's theater where the children themselves will act.
CHARACTERS:
VITYA PERESTUKIN
CAT KUZYA
RADIO
RUSSIAN LANGUAGE TEXTBOOK
MATHEMATICS TEXTBOOK
GEOGRAPHY TEXTBOOK
POLAR BEAR
COW
TWO DIGGERS
PLUS
MINUS
DOT
COMMA
QUESTION MARK
EXCLAMATION MARK
IMPERATIVE VERB
TWO HELPERS OF THE IMPERATIVE VERB
(Music. The curtain opens. On the stage is Vitya Perestukin’s room. In the room are Vitya, Kuzya the Cat and the Radio (on the child who is playing the Radio, you can hang a painted radio like a poster, you can also make an inscription). Vitya plays a ball with Kuzya the Cat.)
VITYA: Kuzya, catch it! Oh, I didn’t catch it, I didn’t catch it!
RADIO: Ay-ay-ay! Instead of doing homework...
VITYA: Leave me alone! Otherwise I'll turn it off!
RADIO: Okay, okay!
(Vitya sits down at the table and picks up a diary.)
VITYA: (reading) Diary of 4th grade student “A” Perestukin Vitya. (opens)
RADIO: Guys who only have D in their diary...
VITYA: I’ll turn it off!
Just think, deuces...
Okay, let's see what they asked for in arithmetic...
(Kuzya the cat looks into the diary.)
VITYA: Come on! Better bring me the ball!
RADIO: Guys who are given homework assignments...
VITYA: I’ll turn it off!
Fine, fine! I will solve the problem! (Opens the textbook, reads the problem) Three diggers dug a trench of 36 linear meters in 2 days...
So so so! I see... How many diggers are required?...
Simple task! Let's multiply the diggers... or not, we'd better divide them into days!
Three diggers divided by two equals one and a half diggers. What nonsense!
But now you can rest! Problem solved! Hooray!
One and a half diggers
Now it's time to rest!
RADIO: Ay-ay-ay!
VITYA: What ay-ay-ay?
RADIO: The boy has no character!
VITYA: Oh! Where can I get it if not?
RADIO: Character must be cultivated!
A real boy must have the will, perseverance, despise danger, and fight difficulties!
VITYA: I would despise! I would fight! But where can we find difficulties?
RADIO: Where can I get them?
But first, do your homework, put your textbooks in order!
VITYA: Textbooks! Yes, I hate all these textbooks, to hell with them!
(Vitya throws the textbooks on the floor. There is a crash, the light flashes. Living textbooks appear - Mathematics, Geography and Russian (on the children who play the textbooks, you can hang the painted textbooks as a poster).)
VITYA: Oh! Mommy! Who is this?
MATHEMATICS TEXTBOOK: (indignantly) He doesn't even recognize us!
RUSSIAN LANGUAGE TEXTBOOK: (indignantly) He’s drawing devils on us!
GEOGRAPHY TEXTBOOK: (indignantly) He’s a bad student!
VITYA: I see! You are my textbooks! Hello!
What do you want from me?
Just today I prepared my homework!
TEXTBOOKS: (indignantly) Prepared?
RUSSIAN LANGUAGE TEXTBOOK: Didn’t repeat unstressed vowels!
MATHEMATICS TEXTBOOK: I solved the problem incorrectly!
VITYA: Just think!
I can live without unstressed vowels and I have no need to solve problems!
I'll be a traveler! I'll go to hot countries!
RUSSIAN LANGUAGE TEXTBOOK: The boy must be saved!
MATHEMATICS TEXTBOOK: Yes, we need to do something urgently!
GEOGRAPHY TEXTBOOK: Shouldn't we send it to the Land of Unlearned Lessons?
VITYA: What kind of country is this? Are there any difficulties there?
GEOGRAPHY TEXTBOOK: What more!
VITYA: What about the dangers?
GEOGRAPHY TEXTBOOK: As many as you like!
VITYA: Then I agree!
MATHEMATICS TEXTBOOK: Well, well! Then listen to the statement of the problem: from the Blue Lake to the Palace of Grammar 12 km. You will walk at a speed of 3 km per hour. There you will encounter difficulties and dangers!
Calculate how many hours you will need to travel. If you fail to cope with difficulties, you will be late, you will forever remain in the Land of Unlearned Lessons!
VITYA: It’s okay, I can handle it!
CAT: And I’m with you, Vitya!
VITYA: Kuzya, you spoke in human language!
VITYA: Ha ha! That's great!
TEXTBOOKS OF RUSSIAN LANGUAGE AND MATHEMATICS: One, two...
GEOGRAPHY TEXTBOOK: Stop!
Here's a map of the Land of Unlearned Lessons! It will come in handy!
TEXTBOOKS: Three!
(Music. The curtain closes.
Koryakina Natalya Anatolevna,
music director
MDOU "Kindergarten" combined type No. 214"
Saratov
Graduation party scenario
“Vitya Perestukin in the land of unlearned lessons”
♫ Song dance “Graduation chaos”
1 child: Our holiday begins
But we'll say it at the beginning.
About those who are with us was nearby,
Both in happiness and in sadness.
And wipe your nose with a handkerchief.
3rd child: Who every day, like mothers,
He tinkered with us in the group.
We can't tell in words,
All children: Let's do some magic!!!
4 child:So, let’s start creating now,
Let's scoop up a little dew,
5th child: Lightly add a scattering of stars,
Sprinkle with rose petals.
All! They did a great job,
All children: We greet them with applause!
♫ To the music, 2 boys beautifully lead out the teachers and the head.
1 presenter: Today it is impossible to contain the excitement,
Your last holiday in kindergarten,
Our hearts are both warm and anxious,
After all, the children have grown up and are going to school.
2 presenter: And how difficult it is for us to part with you,
And let you out from under the wing into the world!
You became family, you became friends,
And it seems we couldn’t find anyone better than you.
Manager: Today, guys, we congratulate you!
You go to school to study and make friends.
We wish you success, health,
And yours kindergarten never forget.
♫ Song about kindergarten “Garden” (on a long journey)
6th child:
Our beloved, our beautiful, our wonderful kindergarten!
Today you are seeing off your preschool children on their happy journey.
7th child:
Goodbye, our fairy tales, our merry round dance,
Our games, songs, dances! Goodbye! School is waiting!
8th child:
Kindergarten our beloved, you will be remembered forever!
We will send you from school from excellent students...
All. Hello!
♫ Song “Goodbye, kindergarten” (behind a low fence)
piano
Children sit down
Scene “Conversation on a bench”
(two girls are sitting on a bench, briefcases are lying on the ground next to them)
1 girl:(looks at herself closely in the mirror, speaks flirtatiously, turning to her friend)
Oh, how quickly the years fly by,
No good.
It's scary to look in the mirror
I don't want to grow old!
2nd girl: And don't tell me how right you are.
Here in the next group is Ksyushka,
Oh, what a girlfriend looks like.
All of yourself!
Fu-you, chickpeas, well done!
1 girl: What have I come to? (looking in the mirror, makes a light massage with fingers under the eyes)
I bought the bags for myself.
The trace of blush has long since disappeared,
All diets are of no use.
They force you to eat oatmeal,
They wake up early.
Develop intelligence
In our computer age.
2nd girl: Oh, what you are (name)!
Okay, it's not that bad.
We will live to be a hundred years old,
What will you tell me then?
1 girl: Yes, friend, you're right.
Let the years fly by.
The school is waiting for you and me,
What in great life leads.
R___________: Enough, dear friends,
You should be sad, suffer, sigh!
Let's say goodbye better
Beautiful dance to dance!
R_____________: I'm graduating today
I say goodbye to kindergarten.
Looks at me sadly
Dolls friendly family,
The bear turned away into the corner,
And the giraffe bent slightly:
So sad, lonely,
The puppy became sad.
R_____________: I went to the toys
She hugged them all tenderly:
- I love you all, friends,
I don't say goodbye to you,
I will come to visit
Come on, come on, don't be sad!
♫ Dance with toys.
Toys are taken from the chairs and given to parents after the dance.
Presenter. Dear parents, have you probably already forgotten what your children were like when they first came to kindergarten? (Yes) And we will remind you now!
♫ The children of the group “Solnyshko” enter to the music
Child: Oh, how big you are!
They're already adults!
Look how much higher than us!
And you will go to first grade!
Child: Without meeting you in kindergarten,
We'll miss you a little
And let's take your toys,
Let's caress them, dance,
They will have fun with us
In your group, with kids.
Child: Do you miss kindergarten?
Come and visit!
Well, now we are for you
We must dance now!
Our legs are small
But so daring!
♫ Children's dance. After the dance, the children go towards their parents. The briefcase comes out unnoticed.
Presenter (draws attention to the briefcase). Look, whose briefcase is this? Interesting
♫ Magic music
Briefcase. How unlucky I am! I've been lying here for a long time...
But everyone will need me at school, friends!
Presenter. What a talking briefcase! Whose are you?
Briefcase. My owner - Vitya Perestukin ! (upset) No luck, no luck, I got the laziest student! I didn’t study anything, I mixed everything up and this is the result! I found myself in the land of unlearned lessons! How can I live without him now?
Presenter. We will correct his mistakes...
We must save Vitya Perestukin!
Briefcase. It’s necessary, but you can’t do it without Vita’s cat! He'll be smarter! Kotofeich, come in!
Cat. Meow! Why are you calling me?
Briefcase: Can you imagine, the guys decided to help Vita!
Cat. Helping is good! But does it make sense?!? He even forgot to feed me, he filmed me in videos and posted them on YouTube! I won't help him! That I was constantly hired to help him out!
Briefcase: Yes, the guys are offering their help.
Cat. Do you, dear briefcase, really think that these kids will be able to find the right answers? They don't even go to school yet!
Briefcase:(pleadingly to the cat) Please, please, let's try!
Cat. No problem, let's try! I'll check if they look like Vitka! (rubs paws, twirls tail) Well then, funny company, double your attention! Don't sneeze or yawn, answer the questions!
1. You will sleep during lessons -
For your answer you will receive... (not five, but two)
2. Your head cooks great:
Five plus one turns out... (not two, but six)
3.I have a black cat,
He has as many tails... (not six, but one)
4. Alphabetical family
Headed by the letter... (not Y, but A)
5. Round head shape,
The same shape of the letter... (not A, but O)
Cat. Surprised! Vitek is not capable of this, even though I taught him geography, English, and mathematics. Even the numbers remain. Do you want me to give it to you?
The cat goes towards its parents
♫ Game "Numbers"
Presenter. You all need to prove that you can count.
Do you agree, kids? It's time to start the game.
The song `Walk` is playing
The presenter shows the number 2. The children become pairs and say the words:
We know this is number two,
The kids got into pairs.
The verse of the song sounds again. The presenter shows the number 4. Children gather in circles of 4.
We know the number 4
Let's make the circle wider.
The verse of the song sounds. The presenter shows the number 5. Children gather in circles of 5.
We formed a circle again
Children love the number 5.
♫ Santa Claus comes in to the music, wrings out his handkerchief, and wipes his forehead.
Father Frost ( angrily ). Where is this Victor Perestukin?... Hello! It is necessary to answer the question: “When does it come? New Year? He replied: “June 31st.” So I walk around and worry... Who will correct the mistake of this lazy and poor student?
Briefcase. Oh no no no! He also mixed up the seasons! Help Viti correct this mistake too!
Presenter. Every preschooler knows this! New Year is coming... (children's answers) Did you recognize us, Grandfather?
Father Frost: I remember, I remember, but vaguely, I’m feeling really bad from the heat!
Presenter. But now we will remind you of us with a game, we will amuse you
♫ Game "We will hang the balloons"
Father Frost: I remembered, I remembered you, my mischievous ones! How have you grown up, are you probably already going to school? (Yes) Good luck to you! And now I beg you, blow on me, and blow harder, so that I can end up in the north sooner!
Children blow
♫ The soundtrack of a blizzard sounds, Santa Claus, spinning, goes towards his parents.
Briefcase. What smart girls and boys! They solve problems and don’t get confused about the seasons!
A scream is heard, Vitya Perestukin runs into the hall, a cow is chasing him, Vitya hides behind the leader.
Cow. Hid! Oh you! I'll eat you now!
Presenter. Wait, wait, dear cow... Something is wrong here!
Cow. This boy said that I was a predatory animal. Now I'll eat you too! MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Vitya:(scared) No no! You are...a fruit-eater, oh, no, an earth-eater, what about it ( hits himself on the forehead)
Presenter. Children, help, help Vitya! What does a cow eat? (grass) So she (children answer)- a herbivore, not a carnivore.
♫ The cow sings and dances “Green ant grass...”
Presenter. Dear cow! Your eyes are somehow familiar to me, (walks around the cow, looking at it) and hooves and tail. (cow imagines) Wasn’t it you who once came to our carnival and danced a cowboy dance?
Cow: Looks like you had my twin sister, she now lives in America - she managed to get a visa, (rolls eyes, jealous) It rolls around like cheese in butter, and here I am fueled by grass and ants.....
Presenter. Well, don’t be too upset! Do you want us to have some fun?
♫Cowboy dance with girls?
The cow runs out at the end of the dance without saying goodbye
Vitya: Thanks guys, you saved me! Oh, and my favorite briefcase is here, let me check if everything is in place and the slingshot is in place, and (fu-fu) the pie, and the glasses (puts it on the back of his head)
Briefcase. Oh oh oh! Dont touch me! If you open it, you will forever remain in the Land of Unlearned Lessons! Complete the last task - correctly compose a proverb from the words. Only you have to do this yourself!
Presenter: Oh, Vitya, let’s first practice making words from letters.
Vitya: Auntie, I'm afraid of something!
Briefcase: Are you afraid? Then first guess the riddle: “ Best friend human - is this?
Vitya: Well, this is simply man's best friend - a sandwich (takes out a dummy sandwich from his pocket). What's not? Well then (scratching his head) I remembered! -Building manager! (raises finger up). Didn't guess right again? Man's best friend is the bed, doctor ….(children prompt) I got it - a book!
A BOOK IS A MAN'S BEST FRIEND.
Briefcase. Well, finally, Vitya, he himself completed at least one task correctly! And now a mystery for our parents - man's best friend at school is! (Textbook)
Game with parents “Make a word”
Presenter. Now let's prove that our dads and moms are the best in the world, let's play a game. We invite 4 dads - a team of dads and 4 moms - a team of moms. Parents come out, put on “vests” with letters on the front and back, and line up in 2 teams. Letters: L - N, I - E, Sh - P, A - O.
Presenter. The game is called: “Helpers for First-Graders.” I will ask you riddles based on your exam papers, and you will make up the answers from the letters that are on your chest and back. Condition: you can turn, but you cannot twist the “vest”. Get ready, pay attention, let's start!
1. Can it be a fish or a tool? (saw)
2. Is this also the word used to describe the tree from whose flowers tea is made, not real, but fake? (Linden)
3. Is there wheat and football? (field)
4. In electrical engineering it can be copper, aluminum is used to connect wires, and is it also a wheel shoe? (tire)
5. Is there marine and construction? (foam)
6. Small, horse? (pony)
Presenter. What are you doing, Vitya?!
Vitya. Yes, what am I, just think, to blame... I thought that at school everything is like in kindergarten, adults will always help. But it turned out? The games are over!___________
Presenter. Vitya, our children will also go to school on September 1 and this is what they think about it...
Scene
____________
: Cheers cheers! Finally, the time has come!
____________:
I don’t understand why you’re happy - that you’re leaving kindergarten?
____________
: Well, yes. I won't sleep during the day
____________:
And you will read and write everything.
____________
: But I won’t eat porridge,
____________:
You want to get up, but they tell you to sit down
We'll come home early
But we won’t find our mother at home.
Himself - in the refrigerator, himself - lunch, himself - for homework...
____________: And the neighbor? I’ll invite Vovka to visit (the 2nd boy runs up)
He and I will eat everything we find.
Then we'll go for a walk with him,
____________: Let’s take my cat Maruska and play with her a little. Then we’ll fight a sea battle...
____________: Wait, please, wait.
Then solve the task
After all, you can get a bad grade, and your mother will be very upset._ ___________: Yes, brother, that’s how things are. As you can see, youth is gone...
___________:
You're right, we've grown up, serious things await us
Together: We are entering first grade!
♫ Flash mob “They teach at school”
Briefcase. I would like to be friends with such first-graders, not like my Vitya Perestukin!
Vitya: Yes, I understand, I understand everything! I will study. I didn't like it there at all! I don't recommend going there! Thank you for your help and good luck in school!
♫ Magic music is heard. Vitya takes the briefcase and leaves happily.
R___________: When we were kids
We came to this kindergarten
And we do nothing ourselves,
Of course they couldn’t yet!
R___________: Now we write and read
We can sing and dance
And we promise mom and dad
Just get straight A's!
R____________: There were many happy days here
And now our graduation has arrived!
We'll go to school very soon
But let's not forget our kindergarten!
Ved 1. It all starts with the school bell
The road to the stars, the secrets of the ocean,
All this will be late or sooner,
Everything is ahead, guys, but for now.....
♫ Song-dance “Earrings and Natasha”
R__________: We'll go to school to study.
We promise not to be lazy.
Open the school door for us,
We are all schoolchildren now!
Presenter. Now the time has come to say “Goodbye!”
But we won’t be sad anyway.
Presenter. Today I want to go to the farewell party
Just say kind thanks!
1 Child. OK it's all over Now! Goodbye my kindergarten
Childhood is leaving you little by little,
I will save childhood memories,
I'll take some of them with me on the road.
2 Child. We are our own good kindergarten
We will not stop loving
And yet we say goodbye
After all, we have become big!
3
Child. Everything passes, but I'm a little sorry
That a page of childhood is closing,
Everything is ahead, but only to kindergarten
We will never return!
4
Child. Goodbye to everyone who loved us
Taught me to play, write,
Sculpt, and dance and sing,
Helped me become smarter!
5
Child. We will not forget your hands, their gentle warmth.
We learned the word “friend” here.
And “happiness” and “good”!
6
Child. Thanks to everyone who taught us,
Who fed us and who treated us,
And to those who simply loved us!
All. Bow to you and thank you!
♫ Farewell song
Vedas 1. A long-awaited call will call all of you in September,
Everything will be different - both school and the first lesson.
Ved 2. And here is an unfamiliar desk and your first class.
Everything will be as before, everything will be, but only without us.
♫ Musical sketch “Farewell, beloved kindergarten!”
(last photo of preschool childhood)
Children go outside and launch balloons
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Fairy tale “Vitya Perestukin in the distant kingdom” (based on the work “In the Land of Unlearned Lessons”)
Characters
Vitya Perestukin.
Kuzya the cat.
Radio.
Guards:
Question mark.
Tsar.
Camel.
Stove.
Vitya Perestukin comes home from school. In the room there is a table, a chair, a radio and the cat Kuzya. Tiredly he sits down on a chair and throws down his briefcase. A cat approaches Vita.
Vitya. It’s good for you, Kuzya: you don’t have to go to school; no rules, no multiplication tables; no one scolds you for failing grades. Not life - raspberries.
Turns on the radio.
Radio. Hello, my friend. Today I will tell you a fairy tale.
Vitya. A fairy tale is good. That's life in fairy tales! (Yawns.) Just do nothing! (Yawns.)
He takes a ball from under the table and begins to play with the ball and the cat.
Radio . Well, well, Vitya Perestukin. (The boy opens his mouth in surprise.) So you don’t want to do anything? Then you need to visit Far Far Away Kingdom.
Vitya . In the Far Far Away Kingdom? I agree. But as?
Radio.
Repeat after me:
You fly, soccer ball,
Don't skip or gallop,
Don't get lost along the way
Fly straight into a fairy tale
Where do Vitya's mistakes live?
So that he is among the events
Full of fear and anxiety,
I could help myself.
If you don't cope, you'll stay there forever!
The ball rolled, followed by Vitya and the cat jumping from the stage. Cat. Where are we?
Vitya . Kuzya! Are you talking like a human being?! That's great!
They hold hands, spin around merrily, and notice a gate with a large lock, with guards on either side: one with a question mark, the other with an exclamation mark. Signs. Where? It is forbidden!
Cat. Who are you?
Exclamatory. Everyone knows me and my brother.
Interrogative. We are expressive signs.
Interrogative. The most significant is the question mark.
Exclamatory. I am the most wonderful - exclamation point.
Vitya and the Cat . We should go into a fairy tale.
Interrogative. Can you spell “lock” and “key” correctly?
Exclamatory. Come in! Vitya writes: “The key...”
Cat. Write faster.
Vitya. Wait. Need to think.
Cat. Do you ever think?
Vitya . Is there some kind of rule? Guys, tell me.
Remembers the rule.
Vitya. If in genitive case the vowel is dropped out, then “CHECK” is written, and if it doesn’t drop out, then “CHIK” is written. There is no lock - it falls out, which means “lock”. No what? The key doesn’t fall out - I write “key”.
The door opened, Cat and Vitya are having fun.
Outside the gate, the Tsar paints the fence and hums to the melody of “If only I had golden mountains.”
Tsar.
I have mountains of gold
And there is something to eat
And there is something to drink,
But I paint, I paint
I am the fences
So as not to be branded as a parasite.
Vitya. Tsar?! Why aren’t you doing royal business? You have a royal life, if you want a cake, if you want ice cream.
Tsar. Well, well... So you don't like to work? Guards! Cut off his head - parasite. Prepare your order.
ORDER
Execution cannot be pardoned
Question and exclamation marks(whisper). If you put the punctuation marks correctly, he will let you go. Respects the literate. Reason!
Vitya . If I put a comma after the word “execute”, it will turn out: “Execute, you cannot pardon.” (Sobs.) And if I put “impossible” after it, then... You cannot execute! Have mercy!
Tsar . OK! Live for now.
Vitya. Let's run, Kuzya!
They sing while walking.
We walk merrily
We sing a song
We despise danger!
We don’t care about difficulties!
Cat. Yes, we spit. My throat is all dry.
Vitya. Indeed, I’m really thirsty.
The Camel appears, he can barely walk.
Cat. Hey buddy. Are we in the desert or what?
Camel. Soon there will be desert everywhere. One poor student, Vitya Perestukin, blurted out in a natural history lesson that water disappears when it evaporates from the surface of rivers, lakes, seas and oceans. Maybe you know what the “water cycle in nature” is?
Cat. Are you all gone?
Vitya. I'll remember now. (Tries to draw a diagram of the water cycle in nature on the board.) Clouds appear... (With the last explanations it began to rain.) Hurray! We are saved!
Vitya, Cat, Camel.
Rain, rain, more,
The grass will be thicker.
It will rain for a long time,
The animals will drink water.
Camel . Thanks friends! (Kicks the ball.)
Cat. I really want to eat.
Vitya. Don't talk about food, my stomach is churning from hunger.
Pechka comes out.
Cat. Give it to me, please, with meat.
Vitya (whispers). What are you saying, I don’t have a penny.
Bake . But we don’t sell them, we give them away for correct answers. What is seven nine?
Vitya. Seven nine, it seems, it seems... thirty-seven. Eight four? Twenty four?
Exclamation Mark comes up, answering, gets a pie, then Question Mark, Camel.
Cat. Ask something easier.
Bake . Two by two?
Cat. Four! Four! Even cats know this.
Everyone around the stoves is singing.
Two by two is four,
Two by two is four,
Not three, not five!
You should know it!
They hold hands, continue singing, and go backstage.
Scene. Vitya Perestukin is sleeping at the table, a song comes from the radio:
Two by two is four,
Two by two is four,
And not six, not seven -
This is clear to everyone!
Vitya turns off the receiver; the cat lies nearby.
Vitya . Yes, Kuzya. It's time to come to your senses. What have we been asked here?
He takes his textbooks and leaves.
