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Nominations for teachers and staff, ending. Comic nominations for teachers

Scenario #1

Dear teachers! On this special day, we want to thank you all and present awards in several categories.
So, in the category “Titanic Work” the school administration is awarded: director Tatyana Nikolaevna Zimina and her deputies.

Through storms and fogs
Lead the ship day and night -
This is the captain's task,
Conquering the distance.
You took care of our happiness,
And hope and dream.
Let all misfortunes be avoided
Our school is a mile away.

Teachers are awarded in the “Our Second Mother” nomination primary classes:
 Yakhlakova Lyudmila Andreevna
 Byakova Elena Nikolaevna
 Kasatkina Lyubov Borisovna
 Vikhareva Elena Borisovna

You are our second mothers,
We love you - the kindest ones,
Understanding, skillful,
Smart, affectionate and brave,
And on all earthly paths
Forever close and dear.

In the category “Master of Integrals” the teacher of algebra and geometry, Marina Aleksandrovna Nikitina, is awarded.

Scientists move science forward
Inspired by experience and knowledge,
But practice is ahead of everyone
A wonderful science is mathematics.

Physics teachers Elizaveta Aleksandrovna Novoselova and Olga Leonidovna Lezhepekova are awarded in the “Inexhaustible Source of Energy” category.

Your soul cannot be measured
In any dimensions,
After all, we always knew how to believe
You are your disciples.

In the category “For expanding our horizons,” the geography teacher Nina Evgenievna Stebenkova is awarded.

As long as the earth turns,
We all need teachers
That all the paths and paths
They helped us find it in life.

Chemistry teacher Lyudmila Sergeevna Klabukova is awarded in the “Best Experimenter” category.

No secrets in the world
They won't hide from you
No tests
Will not dull the shine of your eyes.

In the nomination “Hero of Our Time” the teacher of biology and life safety is awarded to Lyubov Georgievna Klestova.

Bio is life, which means
You taught life, you taught to live.
We wish you a lot of happiness and good luck,
To teach wisdom for a long time.

For all teachers of the science and mathematics cycle, our musical gift.
Number.

We continue with the award ceremony. In the nomination “Ray of Light in dark kingdom"The teacher of Russian language and literature, Valentina Mikhailovna Mamaeva, is awarded.

Probably everyone knows this
The most precious thing is light in darkness.
Without this faith there is no happiness,
And you are that light for us!

Teachers are awarded in the “Vyatka Ladies” category in English:
 Klabukova Anna Anatolyevna
 Vishnevskaya Galina Mikhailovna
 Kassina Galina Sergeevna

Thank you for your kindness
For your thoughts height,
For modesty of thoughts and needs,
For the humanity of your souls.

In the category “Keeper of Antiquities” the teacher of history and social studies Yulia Pavlovna Podshivalova is awarded.

The years fly by, century after century passes...
Everything created in the world by man
Historians preserve for all people,
People thank you for this.

In the nomination “The most worldly and cultural teacher”, Natalya Nikolaevna Russkikh, a teacher at the Moscow Chemical Conservatory, is awarded.

Beauty saves the world
And, of course, kindness
So you must understand -
You will have to save the world!

Music teachers are awarded in the “Heart Lighters” category:
 Kuznetsov Igor Nikolaevich
 Baranova Irina Vitalievna
 Vorobyova Svetlana Sergeevna
 Toropova Tatyana Alekseevna
 Kislitsyna Evgenia Sergeevna

Your soul is rich in dreams,
And in the head there is a chamber of the mind,
And your hands are worthless,
We bow to you.

For all teachers of the humanities cycle, our next gift.

Our awarding continues with the nomination “The Lord of the Rings... and the Uneven Bars.” As you guessed, the winner is the teacher physical culture Timkina Lyudmila Sergeevna.

It's not easy to survive in life,
In search and struggle,
An example to us is your endurance,
Self confidence.

Technology teachers Eleonora Viktorovna Gudina and Nikolai Veniaminovich Beznosikov are the winners in the “Golden Hands” nomination.

Requires a lot of costs
Life and way of life,
So your lessons are yours,
It is very important to remember in life.

Our librarians Galina Desanovna and Zinaida Nikolaevna win in the “Source of Knowledge” category.

Thank you for being on earth,
That you have chosen a difficult calling,
After all, a book is also a path in the darkness,
And without it the road to knowledge is more difficult.

In the category “Stops a galloping horse in a burning the hut will enter"The school's caretaker, Alexandra Vasilievna Rubleva, is awarded.

The caretaker does not place obelisks anywhere,
And how much terrible risk there is in their work,
All the time he is in worries, here and there...
Thank you for your wonderful work.

In the “Golden Heart” nomination, medical and psychological service. This is Lyudmila Alekseevna and Olga Sergeevna.

Always, driving away fatigue,
Are you ready to help people?
We thank you for this,
And again we say thank you.

Our canteen workers are awarded in the “Hunger Fighters” category.

You cooked skillfully
And the food was very tasty.
And it's a big deal of yours
Everyone was attracted, fed, warmed.

In the category “The First Vyatka Rimbaud” the security guard Vladimir Aleksandrovich is awarded.

Sometimes it’s almost impossible without security,
And our security is strong and reliable.
We wish you happiness and true friends,
Good luck in your difficult work.

Our awards ceremony has come to an end. But we also cannot help but say about the people without whom this holiday would not have taken place - these are our parents.

Are we living well or are we living badly?
There is one thing that always caresses and warms,
And, of course, this is the parental home,
There is nothing dearer, nothing dearer.

Thank you for everything. And in conclusion, we once again thank all the teachers and school staff for your wonderful work. Good luck to you!

Final song.

Scenario #2

Alina: Dear teachers! We sincerely congratulate you on the holiday and give you this concert program.

Denis: Oh, so many smart, kind, wise,
Beautiful women sitting here
And how many wonderful discoveries
We still have to deal with them.

Alina: There are a lot of talents at our school:
Singers, dancers and readers
And for beloved teachers
There will be many kind words.

Denis: But first, a riddle for all of you: What is the most common name among school teachers?
(9 teachers at school named Natalya).

Alina: And this is the name of the cool mother of our first-graders.

Six months ago you came to first grade,
Natalya Sergeevna met you.
Finish school, years pass -
You will never forget her!

Denis: Students of grade 1B are performing.

* * * * * * Kharms.

Alina: Excellent teachers teach our second-graders.

Denis: Elena Nikolaevna - you are the most wonderful,
You are known throughout the school for your kind smile!

Alina: All children love Valentina Ivanovna,
And they consider her the wisest in the world.

Denis: 2nd grade students performing.

* * * * * * “Three Mothers.”

Alina: In the third class there are also incomparable masters of their craft.

Denis: Lidia Ivanovna is the pride of our school,
There is no one in the world who is smarter or more beautiful.

Alina: Lyudmila Ivanovna is so elegant,
Plus a sea of ​​culture, plus a sea of ​​talent!

Denis: Elena Alexandrovna is sensitive, active,
And in primary school the most athletic!

Alina: Natalya Filippovna is the good fairy,
It’s calmer to be with her, my heart is lighter!

Denis: 3rd grade students are performing.

* * * * * Yakimova - dance.

Denis: And now another mystery: what is the second most common name? (Second place was shared by Tatyana and Lyudmila - 8 teachers each). And among Lyudmil there are two fourth grade teachers.

Alina: Lyudmila Nikolaevna was awarded the title
Honorary Education Worker,
But, most importantly, this, of course, is not a title,
And the fact that school is her calling.

Denis: Lyudmila Vladimirovna is energetic
And it works just fine with the class!

Alina: In a responsible matter, of course, there is no equal
In everything, the incomparable Galina Petrovna.

Denis: Marina Vasilievna – kind, gentle,
And the love in her heart for children is boundless.

Alina: 4th grade student Nastya Gulyaeva sings for you.

* * * * * Gulyaeva Nastya.

Denis: Elementary school teachers have good assistants in their responsible work.

Alina: Svetlana Sergeevna is the muse of the museum,
She lives good, eternally sowing.

Denis: And in Hard time helps us
Psychologist Zinaida Nikolaevna!

Alina: Galina Desanovna! Zinaida Nikolaevna!
From the most important to the smallest -
Everyone at school loves you and appreciates you and honors you.
For your noble and creative work.

Denis: 4th grade student Sergei Kalinin is playing for you.

* * * * * Kalinin

Alina: A lot good words teachers of Russian language and literature deserve.

Denis: Valentina Mikhailovna - intelligence, honor and conscience,
It's time to write a story about her...

Alina: Let's send a telegram to the president,
What should this story be included in the program?

Denis: A worthy example for everyone - Lyudmila Petrovna,
Her love for school and children is enormous!

Alina: Tatyana Vladimirovna is respected,
She surrounds everyone with her care!

Denis: We were lucky with Tatyana Borisovna -
A wonderful teacher who brings warmth!

Alina: Natalya Nikolaevna - Miss Charm,
How much cordiality she has, how much charm!

Denis: Evgenia Baeva reads poetry for all teachers of Russian language and literature.

Alina: From 1st to 11th grade, physical education teachers are with us.

Denis: Lyudmila Arkadyevna is very sincere,
She brings joy to everyone every day!

Alina: Very proud of Lyudmila Sergeevna
The whole school - and this is no secret for a long time,
We were able to achieve a lot in sports,
And we look forward to even more victories in the future!

Denis: Svetlana Veniaminovna is so elegant,
Beauty and intelligence are a successful combination.

Alina: Trefilova’s student Anna will perform an acrobatic sketch for you.

* * * * * * acrobatic sketch

Denis: There are wonderful history teachers at our school.

Alina: Tatyana Nikolaevna is a worthy person
And you can be calm about the school in the future.
Denis: He will tell you the whole truth about the past,
Zinaida Alexandrovna,
And in the present too,
She will help you figure it out.

Alina: We praise Tatyana Gennadievna without flattery
She is an example of nobility and honor.

Denis: Olya Shastina sings for history teachers.

* * * * * * Olya Shastina

Denis: And again - a mystery. What is the most common name among those teachers of our school who also graduated from the forty-eighth school at one time? (This is Olga: Olga Alexandrovna, Olga Mikhailovna and Olga Viktorovna).

Alina: And we continue our congratulations. Teachers help us create beauty with our own hands visual arts and technology.

Denis: Olga Alexandrovna is loved and appreciated by everyone,
The school shone with her in all its glory.

Alina: We can all be proud of Svetlana Nikolaevna,
Her paintings are wonderful, they are even available abroad.

Denis: Galina Nikolaevna is a miracle worker,
There is so much to learn from her!

Alina: Irina Anatolyevna for us great example:
Not every school has a living millionaire!

Denis: For teachers of fine arts and technology, students of grade 11A perform.

* * * * * * Podium

Alina: Valentina Alekseevna shines with humor,
Galina Sergeevna is not inferior to her.
And with a funny joke from them light hand,
Their graduates are moving through life.

Denis: Galina Mikhailovna needs to be honored
Because she is not indifferent in everything!

Alina: Tatyana Vyacheslavovna - sweet and modest,
But he shows great love for the work.

Denis: Natalya Yuryevna radiates charm,
He will not bypass you with care and attention.

Alina: With Natalya Leonidovna the heart is always light,
It’s easy to warm your soul in the rays of her warmth.

Denis: For teachers foreign language Natasha Bedareva sings.

* * * * * Natasha Bedareva

Denis: Listen to one more riddle. There are more than 60 teachers working in our school, but there are only 16 different names. Question for teachers: which methodological associations do not have namesakes?... (this method is an association of teachers of fine arts and MO mathematics)

Alina: And now we are turning to teachers educational field“Mathematics”, that is, for teachers of algebra, geometry and computer science.

Denis: Marina Alexandrovna is worthy of respect,
And in life, as in algebra, it will tell you the solution.

Alina: Larisa Nikolaevna is a wonderful person,
You will never meet a kinder and more caring person!

Denis: And now again a mystery: what is the most common middle name among teachers in the educational field “Mathematics”...
Let's check it now!

Alina: Without Rimma Viktorovna at school
You can't live even five minutes.
She deserves a better life
But they won't give her peace.

Denis: And Olga Viktorovna has children
They can safely admit that
That her gaze is like a ray of light,
What illuminated our school house.

Alina: Natalya Viktorovna is with us
Not so long ago, but everyone will say
What computer science has revealed
In front of the children in all its glory.

Denis: Sports dance is performed by students of grade 11B.

* * * * * Sports dance

Denis: And again a riddle: Which methodological association is the most titled?... These are teachers of the natural cycle.
Alina: Out of 7 teachers natural sciences 2 honored teachers, Soros laureate, winners of city and regional competitions best practices. 43% of teachers in this cycle have highest category, and the total teaching experience for seven is 200 years.

Denis: Nina Evgenievna shines with light,
You can learn good things from her.

Alina: It will give you deep knowledge
Elizaveta Georgievna -
The main creator of the Code of Conscience
And she is a model of nobility.

Denis: Olga Leonidovna is smarter than all physicists,
Who in Europe can be placed next to her?

Alina: Elena Alexandrovna is beautiful and smart,
And she is talented in various endeavors.

Denis: Lyudmila Sergeevna has no equal here,
In any matter, she will give wise advice.

Alina: Many people in the city envy us,
What Lyubov Georgievna teaches us!

Denis: Olga Mikhailovna at school in three persons,
Teacher, Parent and Alumna.
And all this is written with a capital letter,
After all, she does everything in life with her soul.

Alina: 10th grade student Oksana Semenishcheva sings for you.

Denis: And now a riddle: what subject are there the most teachers in school?.. Music teachers, or rather teachers musical instrument. And they are all very talented!

Alina: It's time to go on tour to Italy
With students Tatyana Vitalievna,
And to Spain or Holland
Lyudmila Rafaelevna and Anetta Nikolaevna.
To France - Larisa Vyacheslavovna,
Tatyana Alexandrovna and Galina Ivanovna,
Young geniuses are not inferior either
Valentina Evgenievna and Natalia Evgenievna.
Denis: The artists from Carnegie Hall are on vacation!
School No. 48 is on stage!

* * * * * Piano duet, 9a.

Alina: In addition to individual instruments, the school teaches choral singing, vocals, solfeggio, and musical literature. But the teachers of these subjects are talented not only in art, but also in everything else.

Denis: We know that everything will be fine at school,
If Elena Ivanovna is on duty,
And if Tatyana Ivanovna is paired with her,
Then you can wait for the ideal order.

Alina: Svetlana Sergeevna is a star lady,
And her work is in each of our victories.

Denis: All the children love Tatyana Alekseevna in the choir,
After all, with her they are always in a positive mood.

Alina: Natalya Alekseevna has a lot of advantages
She is smart, talented and a musician from God.

Denis: Always sincere and stylish on stage
Everyone's favorite Natalya Vasilievna.

Alina: Svetlana Leonidovna is always kind with children
And it’s high time to give her the Order of Mercy.

Denis: The 2 A class choir sings for all teachers.

* * * * * Choir

Denis: It’s not only thanks to the teachers that the school exists. We want to thank all the women who work in the office and on shift, in the wardrobe and dining room, ensure cleanliness and order, and take care of our health.

Alina: All the women of the school are congratulated by male teachers.

Fun and funny competitions and games for children and heroes of the occasion will help give all school teachers an unforgettable holiday on Teacher's Day. They can be done in the gym or on the street. We also provided examples of table games for teachers. Among other things, in this article you will find ideas for comic awards for teachers based on nominations.

Funny competitions for Teachers' Day for teachers - examples of cool competitions

Fun and humorous competitions will help you check which teachers are ready to fight to the last. We have selected examples of calm and active competitions for you. Funny competitions for teachers will help them celebrate an unusual Teacher's Day holiday. But we recommend including such competitions in different parts of the script. A carefully thought-out holiday program will help teachers not only have fun, but also take a good break from everyday worries.

Cool competition "Knowledge Test" for all teachers on Teacher's Day

Each teacher is given a piece of paper. The presenter reads out a simple description (for example, bright, yellow, round) and according to it, teachers must draw an encrypted object. The game can use from 5 to 10 questions. The winner will be the teacher who managed to guess the codes and draw the objects the fastest.

Funny competition "Knowledge is light" in honor of Teacher's Day for teachers

The competition is held in an assembly hall or gym with dim lighting. Participating teachers are given a flashlight. Each of them takes turns writing a word on the wall with a flashlight beam. The teacher who guesses right wins large quantity words written by opponents.

Original competition "Mathematics" for the competition of teachers at the Teacher's Day holiday

Teachers are divided into two teams. Each team takes turns calling songs (Russian or foreign) with numbers in the name. For example, "Million" Red roses", "Two halves". The team of teachers who names the greatest number songs.

Video examples of funny competitions for teachers in honor of Teacher's Day

Choose no less funny and cool competitions For teachers on Teacher's Day, the following videos will also help our readers. They include humorous gift drawings and active competitions for teachers. The original competitions will definitely appeal to all teachers and students themselves.

Fun games for Teacher's Day for teachers and children - for playing at the table and outside

In addition to individual fun competitions, the school holiday for Teacher’s Day can also include Interesting games for teachers and children. Thus, students will be able to support their favorite teachers and help them win. Below we have looked at exciting competitions that can be held outdoors in the gym.

Game for the street or gym "What are we talking about?" for Teacher's Day for teachers and children

Teachers are divided into two teams. Each of them takes a note with an encrypted word (encryption in the form of a riddle, a song that describes the object). Each teacher gets his own student assistant. The task of the teachers as a team is to solve all the riddles and send “their” children to a common basket to find the desired item (or a sheet with its image). The team that collects the required items the fastest wins.

Table game "Oh, these sciences" in honor of Teacher's Day for teachers

Each teacher should remember as many sciences as possible and write down their names on a piece of paper. The teacher who can remember the largest number of names will win.

Game for teachers and students "Guessing" for Teacher's Day

An equal number of children and teachers are selected. The teacher takes turns telling each student about one of the teachers. Children guess the teacher and approach him (any number of children can stand near one teacher). Those students who managed to find the “right” teacher are awarded.

Video examples of games in honor of Teacher's Day for teachers

Comic nominations for teachers for Teacher's Day - examples with names

Awarding teachers in cool comic nominations will be a wonderful end to the school holiday. Therefore, for you we have selected examples of the most interesting names nominations for teachers. If desired, awards can be held with or without appropriate music. musical accompaniment.

How to award awards for teachers in categories - ideas and examples of titles

To award awards to teachers, you should immediately select the appropriate direction according to the nominations. You can create a whole selection of original and funny nomination names using the following hint:

  • nominations based on song titles ("The Most, The Most" by Yegor Creed - for the head teacher or director, "Infinity" by Incognito - for a mathematics teacher, "The World is Opening" by Yolka - for a geography teacher, "Shape Of My Heart" by Sting - for an English teacher);
  • nominations based on proverbs (“Language opens the mind” – to the Russian language teacher, “Mathematics is mental gymnastics” – to the mathematics teacher, “Biologists come and go, but the frog remains” – to the biology teacher, “A person with energy will not be lost” – to the physics teacher) ;
  • Just comic nominations("Conqueror of integrals" - for a mathematics teacher, "Pecheneg expert" - for a history teacher, "Understanding the human essence" - for a biology/anatomy teacher, "Lord of the Universe" - for an astronomy teacher, " True friend Queen" - to the English teacher).

To make the award ceremony as interesting as possible, it is recommended to accompany it with a musical medley. You also need to prepare certificates with the names of the nominations or corresponding paper medals.

Video example of awarding teachers according to nominations in honor of Teacher's Day

Our readers can see an example of awarding teachers by nomination using the following video. It will tell you how to organize such a comic award ceremony in an original way, and what nomination names can be used.

Having carefully studied our fun competitions, games and nominations for Teacher's Day, you can choose the best entertainment numbers for school holiday. These can be cool competitions for teachers and children to take place on the street or in the gym. We have also selected video examples of games for teachers to play at the table. Active and calm competitions, comic awards in nominations will help give all teachers an unforgettable Teacher's Day holiday.

Teacher's Day is one of the most revered professional holidays in our country. On this day and the day before, teachers are surrounded by well-deserved attention for their difficult and so necessary work for everyone. The most traditional congratulations are flowers, sweets, cards and various necessary or simply pleasant little things. Some schools also have a wonderful tradition of organizing a general congratulations, which is prepared by students or parents; we offer one of the scenarios - “Comic nominations for Teacher’s Day”, written with good humor and respect for the heroes of the occasion. This scenario would be a good addition to school amateur performances.

Presentation of nominations for Teacher's Day

Participants: teachers, students, two presenters (a high school student and a high school girl).

Props: prizes and gifts for teachers, for example, homemade figurines reminiscent of Oscar and.

A musical theme plays.

Presenter: Good evening, Dear guests! Good evening, not a school one, but a festive one!

Leading: We are pleased to welcome you to the first and only “School Oscar” award ceremony dedicated to the celebration of Teacher’s Day!

Presenter: Finally, the day that everyone has been waiting for has come - today our teachers will be awarded for their hard work.

Leading: And even if this Oscar is not entirely real, we truly appreciate and respect our teachers. But let’s not wait too long and let’s get started! In each nomination, the winning teacher is awarded a statuette and a diploma, pleasant words about this person.

Presenter: Our first nomination, very honorable, sounds like this: “Accuracy is the politeness of kings”! And he wins it... Math teacher (name and patronymic)! Come to us for your Oscar. In our age of digital technology, mathematics is the true engine of progress!

Leading: And the next nomination is called “Inspiration is not for sale.” And the winner in this nomination is the teacher of literature and Russian language (name and patronymic)! The future Pushkins and Nekrasovs are poring over essays in his (her) classes today.

Presenter: “Caravan of Stories” is the name of another nomination for today! I think many have already realized that the winner is... History teacher (name and patronymic)! His every word is inscribed in world history.

Leading: Continues our “Darwin Mission”! Here the primacy is given... Of course, to the biology teacher (name and patronymic)! Everything that grows and moves is under his supervision!

Presenter: In the “Beauty will save the world” category, the jury unanimously awarded the prize to the art teacher (name and patronymic)! Who knows if his students will soon create a second “Black Square”?

Leading: And now we present to you the most mysterious nomination - “The Phantom of the Opera”. And the victory in it goes to our singing teacher (name and patronymic)! New pop and theater stars are raised by this talented man.

Presenter: And we move on to other nominations. The next one is called “Movement is Life.” Here the jury recognized the winner as the favorite of the girls' half of the school - the physical education teacher (name and patronymic)! Only in his classes you can run, jump and fool around as much as you like!

Leading: The next nomination is “Patience and work will grind everything down”! And here is the real intrigue... The victory in this category was shared between the girls' labor teacher (name and patronymic) and the boys' labor teacher (name and patronymic)! It is thanks to these people that our children learn how to manage things, and it is to these people that parents are most grateful!

Leading: Nomination with the terrifying name “Cybersurprise”. And the prize goes to the computer science teacher! This teacher secretly admitted to us that some students have already surpassed him in some ways!

Presenter: And we have come to the most exciting nomination - “Our service is both dangerous and difficult.” These words may be suitable, in general, for each of the teachers, but to a greater extent - for one person. Who is this? This...

Together: School principal (name and patronymic)! You can come up with even more nominations if the holiday framework allows, for example, “An Ordinary Miracle” for a chemistry teacher, “Parallel Worlds” for a drawing teacher, “Golden Globe” for a geography teacher, “Alien Soul - Darkness” for a psychologist, “Small and Valiant” "for primary school teachers, etc., you can add concert performances to the awards.

Leading: There are no more Oscars today. But that's not the main thing.

Presenter: The main thing is not awards, but our grades in exams! Happy holiday, dear teachers!

Together: We love you! The students perform a song.

Musical congratulations on Teacher's Day

(singing to the tune of the song “What They Teach at School”)

1. The bell will ring in the morning,
It's time to run to class
Hurry, hurry, hurry!
Here the teacher is coming to us
And gives out assignments
Everything is more difficult, and more difficult, and more difficult!
(repeat last two lines)

2. Day and night we cram,
And we don’t sleep and we don’t eat,
We read everything, and decide, and count!
To be ten years older
To avoid going to school
We dream, and dream, and dream!

3. The teacher tells us:
Childhood will fly by quickly
Let's grow up, let's grow up, let's grow up,
Just stop loving school
And forget forever
We won't be able to, we won't be able to, we won't be able to!
(repeat last two lines)

All teachers are always serious and this is sometimes scary. But on Teacher's Day, you can and should laugh, especially at teachers, at their seriousness. Comic nominations for teachers on Teacher's Day will help you organize a mini holiday, which can be called - school Oscar! Comic nominations will help give each teacher a prize, and they, in turn, will think about why they gave me this nomination and then, perhaps, they will reconsider their academic policy.


It will tell you when to organize these nominations. And they will help make your demanding audience laugh even more.

To the chemistry teacher:
Chemise? We are all for it!
For this, the reward has found you!

The award is presented to the master of flasks and test tubes!

To the mathematics (algebra and geometry) teacher:
You taught us to count
And now don’t deceive us!
We'll definitely count the change,
And if necessary, we’ll shortchange it ourselves!

The award is given to the best accountant for the time on the accounts!

To the teacher of Russian language and literature:
She knows all the rules
He always puts a comma and a full stop!

The award is given to an expert in all the rules of the Russian language, the master of suffixes and endings, the best word analyzer by composition, and so on.

To the astronomy teacher:
She showed us another world,
And now we never sleep at night!

The award is presented to the main star of our school!

To the biology teacher:
In her class there is all natural beauty,
I invite a biology teacher!

The award is given to a person who knows first-hand what a pistil and stamen are and what they serve!

To the English teacher:
She speaks simply and easily
Knows what each word means!

The award is given to the person who understands Psaki without an interpreter!

To the physical education teacher:
Once the whistle blows, we run.
Two whistles - and we stand.
We tumble on the mats,
There is no better lesson than physics!

The award is presented to the Hercules of our time!

Physics teacher:
The lesson will go with a bang,
If you study physics!

The award is given to the person who personally tested Newton's law of gravity with the help of an apple growing on a tree.

To the history teacher:
He knows all the fights and battles,
And even who was Napoleon afraid of!

The award is given to the best “unearther” of the past, who does not need a time machine to return to the past.

To the class teacher:
She is always responsive and kind,
She helps us and helps us out!

The award is presented to our most important teacher, who cannot be evil by definition, because she is our school mother!

To the director:
She always knows everything
Who received two and when.
Who got sick and who skipped
Who didn't pass the test?

The award is given to the main head, main eyes and main ears of the school!

I wrote these funny nominations for teachers for graduation, but they can also be used for last call, to congratulate teachers on their holiday - Teacher's Day, on the birthday of a particular teacher, during school physics week (and other subjects).

Nominations for teachers can be announced, they can be written on, or entered into a frivolous certificate, or they can develop an idea and do it. In a word, the choice is wide. I write, and you adapt it to your situation.

Again, I ask you: don’t pay any attention to the sequence of the list at all—it was written as it was composed. By the way, this is always good: when thoughts and ideas come, write everything down in a stream. As soon as you start ranking and sorting – that’s it, the Muse is gone! If you came at all

Teachers are nominated by students

(announce, present, reward) or school management. It will sound more interesting from the lips of graduates. Like that:

The winner of the “Queen - Mother” nomination for the authority inherent in both the queen and the mother, as well as for royal patience and maternal care, is Lydia Vasilievna Ivanova, the director of our school. If we suddenly forgot to announce this, dear Lidiya Vasilyevna would automatically become the winner of the “I didn’t understand!” category. And then we wouldn’t even know where we were))

It would be nice to combine it with the presentation of flowers and gifts. And so on in the same spirit right down the list:

Class teacher (female) – Sooooo cool lady

Class teacher (man without mustache) – Hero of our time

Class teacher (man with a mustache) – Mustachioed Nanny 11th -A

1st teacher – Second mother

Headmaster (female) – Queen Mother

School director (male) - Tsar of All Rus' in a separate square

- Teachers teaching:

Chemistry – We will teach you how to make chemistry, quickly and efficiently

Native language and literature – Mastery of words and language

Biology - There is no doubt

Mathematics – Lobachevsky is resting

Astronomy – Through thorns to the stars

Drawing – What should we build a house, if we draw, we will live

Drawing - The same beams, only in profile

English – Simultaneously with London

French – Made in France

Physical education – Educator Hercules

Geography – Around the world in 267 days ( academic year), or Why the Aborigines ate Cook

Physicist – Newton and his apples

History – Unearthing the past, or Back to knowledge

Computer Science – Let's Overtake Bill Gates

Music and singing - Our school X-factor (for those who are not in the know: X-factor is an international singing competition where almost anyone can come and participate)

Labor – Labor made a monkey a man (or – So that a man does not turn into a monkey)

Basics military training– This is not Rio de Janeiro

Fundamentals of medical training – Sister of Mercy

Basics of Economics – Economy Class

Fundamentals of Law – Fans of Themis

Ethics and aesthetics – Legend of style

Special nomination:

For survival in conditions close to combat - to the class teacher the most terrible class, which is always used to scare children and parents (although often it is not so terrible, this class).

You can also take a look and perhaps choose something carefully.

Nominations for teachers from our

active reader Mikhail:

Physical education teacher - BUT THE FACT THAT I AM A BAD ATHLETE DOES NOT MEAN THAT I AND THE COACH ARE NECESSARILY BAD!

Labor training teacher - CONDUCTOR OF THE VOYAGE “MONKEY - MAN”

Astronomy teacher - STAR GAUGE

History teacher - NOT ANYONE - DON'T LISTEN (or SO IT WAS SO...)
Math teacher - MISTER X (MRS X)
Music teacher - TROUBADOUR (TROUBADORE)

Class teacher in elementary school - ABVGDEyka
The class teacher of the same class, starting from high school and until graduation - YOKLMNeika (read as “Yokelemeneyka”))))))

If I forgot anyone, feel free to write! Also add comic nominations for teachers themselves so that there is more choice.

I’m making additions - thanks to reader Elena!

Comic nominations for a school psychologist

  • Madam Peacemaker (or Mister)
  • Keeper of children's secrets
  • Diagnostician - corrector - optimizer. Or an optimist?
  • Heir to the cat Leopold (“Guys, let’s live together!”)
  • Let's join hands, friends!
  • Between a rock and a hard place
  • Who promised that it would be easy?
  • Forward to harmony! Or
  • The teacher is an accordionist. Because it teaches harmony.

I hope you liked at least one nomination!

P.S. Dear friends,

Comic nominations for teachers

continues Elena

School teacher, mother of a graduate of last year and 17 graduates of this year. And - as a pleasant coincidence - a grateful reader of my site. With your ideas and practical experienceLena shares in the comments below the article. I specially marked it in bold italics - use it! I invite you too to share your experience in the matter of comic nomination

Anastasia

With a nomination for the school principal. The nomination is also highlighted in the comments - use it, please your director and thank Nastya!

Faith

  • To the library workers - “Pilots of the Book Sea” - for accurately charting a course to the bookshelf.
  • To the security guard - “And the mouse won’t get through!”
  • The cafeteria manager is the “Pots and Pans Fairy” for her ability to cook almost anything from almost nothing.
  • To the technical staff of the school - “Cleanliness and Order” - for their courage in demanding that not only the students and the teacher, but also the director leave the office.

Evelina (that is, me, the author)

  • individual schools
  • their continuation - .